Friday, 7 December 2012

2397 Great Expectations in January and December 2012

Although I managed to achieve 7.6 hours of Sleep Apnoea Treatment machine use it was a difficult night and I neither feel lime physical activity or serious writing, today Friday7th December 2012. It is 11.30, the snow has cleared although it remains cold with a good blue sky with small fluffy clouds. The Waste deposal units have arrived and the bins are back in their usual places in garage area. I will decide on food for lunch, a plain fish with frozen veg and the rest of the prepared fresh veg from the burnt pan, which reminds that I must replace as well as get a new pack of mixed veg. For the second week in succession there is no whole chicken this weekend as I use  up what in the freezer.

I should tackle the politics up date, bring down the papers for the next assault on the artwork project next week, commence to prepare Christmas Cards and accompanying letters. There is a film catch up in addition to the Potter series and a need to watch the Olympic and Paralympics  DVDs in preparation for Sports night for the year which I believe will be a week Sunday or the following Sunday.

I decided to watch the last third of Who do You Think you are where the last programme in this year’s series suddenly appeared last night after a break of more than one month and featured a Liverpuddlian Comedian John Bishop, someone who I had not come across before but from the programme has a natural dry wit. Born in 1966 he did not make his first professional appearance until aged thirty four.   He is a brave normal family man married to one wife with three sons from a normal family whop one being persuaded to take the stage, immediately felt this was his destiny and as so far achieved a living  on TV and in live shows. I emphasised he normal aspect because in the programme Who do you think You are he discovered another ancestor, his great grandfather who became a nationally known entertainment after joking the British Army at the age of 14 and going into a regimental band and although we do not know the instrument in played he rose to the rank of Sergeant band master and then bought himself out having gained an appointment in the four voice lead choir at Salisbury Cathedral and then at York during which time he composed and had published some music and performed in local concerts as a soloist. However he then throws up this second career to joining one of the   op level touring Minstrel  shows where black facing became a standard in late Victorian Times right to the 70 when the Black and White Minstrel Show was a regular feature of TV and the London Stages and where the best known individual Minstrel became the subject of two films Al Jolson. His Mother grand father was also a service man, this thee time the Royal Navy, who after his ship went aground and was  lost service with the military in the Crimea War where he received a medal, although later was given 21 days for some service aberration when stationed at Malta but continued on with a good Naval career. It was pleasant enough and interesting stuff throughout which John showed his excellent quick wit.

The main event yesterday, apart from watching an excellent performance by England’s Cricket Captain, as he achieve more centuries than any previous English player (23) and the young man to man 7000 runs in Test Cricket by anyone anywhere and appear to take control of the third Test in India despite losing there too on each occasion was to go out to the Cinema at Bolden for the latest production of the Charles Dickens novel Great Expectations.

Last January the BBC produced an excellent three part serial of the book over three consecutive nights and which had followed a showing of the 1946 film and the later films. Although I wrote of these experiences at the time and which I am reproducing  I included these under literature rather than film which I shall now remedy. I wrote

“As part of my Christmas viewing I reported on a three part BBC adaptation of the three part book by Charles Dickens Great Expectations. In my limited viewpoint in respect of the cinematic and stage adaptations there had been nothing until now to compare with 1946 film which had John Mills as Pip the young man and Alec Guinness as his friend Pocket. Jean Simmons played Estella the younger and Valerie Hobson as Miss Haversham with Finlay Curry and Bernard Miles also featuring. However although I saw the 1946 film soon after its release while still at preparatory school and it made a lasting impression, it is at least decade since seeing the film again on Television. It is also a long time since reading the text, if I ever have, although along the way I had acquired a Heron edition of the work. Over the weekend the 1946 film was shown on television and this precipitated to jump my reading, albeit fast reading, of the text to this week.

In all three of the works we commence with Pip as a young boy in the care of his married elder sister who husband Joe a blacksmith treats the child more as a young brother than a substitute father. The 1946 version has a much softer version of Mrs Gargery, called Mrs Joe in the text, than the portrait of her painted by Dickens which has her as an unattractive bossy woman who attempts to keep the menfolk around her under her thumb. The setting is Christmas Eve as Pip encounters an escaped convict in the marshes around his home who first frightens the boy and then engages his sympathy so that in addition to bringing the man a file to free him from the chains he also brings food, including a pork pie and brandy. On his way back with the supplies he encounters another escaped convict, a man with a scar on the side of his face. When Pip tells Magwitch of this encounter on the assumption the food is to be shared the impact is for Magwitch to react with anger, not at Pip but the news that a great enemy is to hand.

The Text covers the Christmas dinner and the horror of Pip when Mrs Joe announces to the company that as a treat they are to finish a full meal with a slice of the pork pie given to them by Pip’s uncle. She is just about to discover the theft when the troops arrive seeking the assistance of the Blacksmith, and soon he and Pip are joining the chase to find the convicts who appear to have escaped off the convict ship on its way or moored in the Thames. Magwitch is caught because he remained on the marshes to find and try and kill the other man. Both are now captured and taken on board the convict ship bound for the antipodes.  Before departing he absolves Pip saying he broke into the forge and its house for the file and for the food. In all versions kindly Joe says he does not begrudge the man the food. This signals to the reader that Joe is far from the average working man who excitedly joins in the throngs in their tens of thousands who watch and cheer the constant hangings of men women and children in the capital for the most minor of offences.

The reason why Magwitch stays to try and kill the other convict is not explained in the 1946 film which is a much simplified version. In the 2012 series Pip has an uncle who delivers supplies as a trader to the local great house where it’s eccentric and considered mad Lady is looking for a local young boy to keep her adopted daughter company. Pip is suggested and while his sister sees this as a great opportunity for family advancement her husband is unsure.  In the 2012 film Pip enjoys the visits despite the strangeness of Miss Haversham, a comparatively young woman who lives as a recluse on the first floor of the house where the windows are shuttered and the drapes closed where the dinning room is laid out for a wedding breakfast from years before. In the 1946 film Miss Haversham is a much older woman who appears to have been fixed in her situation for at least two decades and to have adopted Estella long after she had become hardened and set in her ways and with the plan to train the girl to become her weapon against men in society.

The young adopted girl Estella, brilliantly played by a 17 year old Jean Simmonds in 1946, is unkind to Pip who she regards as inferior until an event which changes their relationship. In the recent adaptation relatives of Miss Haversham call with their son but are refused access to Miss Haversham. They are incensed when they find Pip is allowed into the house and upper floors. He is told to immediately leave by Miss Haversham who cannot cope with his visit because of the situation with the relatives and when he leaves he encounters the son of the visitors who behaves like Estella, but in this instance Pip defends himself and strikes the young man down. This delights Estella because he has made something happen and in the book she allows Pip to kiss her. The fight is more prolonged in the text and more of a sporting than a bullying event. The difference is that the family are named as the Pockets and the elderly Miss Pocket appears to be a frequent visitor to the house. It is also made plain in text and film that the girl is being brought up to regard all men as enemies and that her primary function in life will be to break their hearts. Neither the adoption nor the visiting would be allowed today, or at last I hope this would be the situation.

Despite the way he is treated Pip is influenced by the lifestyle, knowledge and interests of those with money and education and he is disappointed when Miss Haversham decides to end the visits by announcing that she is to bring forward his wish to be apprenticed to Joe and will pay the family a Premium as a reward for his attendance at the house. The condition is that he does not return. This is not intended as a kindly act on her part. In the recent series Mrs Joe has the expectation that the whole family is to be socially improved by summons for her husband to visit with Joe and she rejects the offer of some rabbits by the hired help Orlick a young man who is known as old Orlick in the book. He is so incenses that off screen he batters the woman senseless. There is no reference to Orlick and his subsequent role in the 1946 film. In the recent series, shown on three consecutive nights the lawyers Jaggers is present with the papers of indenture whereas in the book Joe brings the papers and we first meet the lawyer four years later. Similarly we are yet to meet the assistant Orlick until later in the book. On return from the Hall Joe teases his wife suggesting at first a payment of ten pounds has been made, then twenty and only then twenty five, which are substantial amounts even for someone operating their own business as blacksmith

In the book the battering of Pip’s sister by Orlick occurs when later during the apprenticeship he gets time off to make a visit to Miss Haversham to report progress and to see Estella. He is disappointed to find that she is away in Paris at school being trained to become an eligible young Lady in London society. He meets Orlick on the way home and Joe has been out at a local Inn for the evening. The crime is investigated by the police but their inquiries come to nothing except that Pip is suspicious of Orlick who knew his way around the house and forge and of their movements.

It is after his sister becomes disabled and in need of care that there arrives into the household Biddy, a young woman whose origin I am confused about thinking first that she was a relative.  Biddy quickly commands the respect of Pip and of Joe, and indeed also manages to establish the confidence and affection of the sister. The sister scrawls the letter T on a slate which after a while it is Biddy who works out that this is intended to represent a hammer from the forge and that the attacked was Orlick who continues as if nothing has happened. While Biddy appears towards the end of the 1946 film there is no reference to the crucial point in the text about a third of the way through the volume when Pip confides in Biddy that he no longer wishes to become a Blacksmith but would like to be a gentleman. In fairness this is touched on in the 2012 series when Pip expresses disappointment at the decision to become apprenticed and stop his visits to the great House. However Biddy does not appear in the recent series which is odd.

Biddy possesses insight and wisdom as well as the capacity to act as the boy’s teacher and it is not surprising that Pip appreciates her superiority over Estella. He also becomes watchful when Orlick begins to take an interest in Biddy.

It is in the fourth year of the apprenticeship that Mr Dickens has Mr Jaggers, the lawyer, making an appearance, played in the latest series by the excellent David Suchet. In both film and series there is close adherence the text except that in the text despite the insistence that there are no inquiries and or disclosure as to the benefactor who is offering to educate and maintain Pip as a Gentleman of Great Expectations who will come into wealth on or after reaching his majority, Pip immediately expresses the belief that it is Miss Haversham who is the provider of his good fortune. Mr Jaggers provides twenty guineas for the purchase of appropriate clothing and for the journey to London and the excitement is shared in the household during the subsequent week before the requested departure.

It is also evidence that  even before reaching London Pip understood he was changing one life for another and could not wait to get away, believing that he would not return to his former ways and life style. He is also determined to show Miss Haversham his new set of clothes before departure. On this visit she gives the impression of confirming she is the benefactor mentioning that she has heard of his change of fortune from Mr Jaggers.

There is one other important difference between the text and the 1946 film and 2012 series. In these Pip only discovers that he is to share accommodation and be tutored as a gentleman by the former adversary, Master Pocket who he encountered at the home of Miss Haversham when he arrives at the lodgings. In fact he is made aware of the arrangement by Mr Jaggers on his first visit and indeed the elderly Miss Pocket is at the Hall when Pip visits.

Before leaving the story as Pip makes his way excitedly to London and the first part of the book formally I will mention one incongruity about the 1946 film. This is that Pip and Master Pocket are played by established actors more than twice the age of their characters, with John Mills in his late thirties 30’s as Pip and Alec Guinness  also in his thirties as Master Pocket. I also feel that the Black and White of 1946 is more effect in conveying the events on the marshes and the sinister nature of the Hall and Miss Haversham and Dickensian London and Society than the colour versions. It is also fiat comment to say that Joe, Biddy and indeed Pip himself does show ambivalence as the departure approaches but for Pip the driving force is that by becoming a gentleman he will also become an acceptable suitor for Estella.

In the second part of the novel Great Expectations by Charles Dickens Pip sets off to London with some apprehension but  also enthusiastic  for his new life in the belief that it is part of the plan of Miss Haversham to one day enable him to marry her adopted daughter Estella.  The second part covers the years to his 21st birthday and  then to when in his twenty third year his actual benefactor declares himself.

I have been given further reflection to the character of Pip an ordinary working class young man who espouses middle class pretensions through the misguided and untreatable rather than Machiavellian actions of Miss Haversham who herself is the victim of cruel confidence trick in which she had  given money to a rogue who had proposed marriage and then left her alone with her guest and the weeding breakfast arranged.

Both the 1946 film and the 2012 BBC TV adaptation in three episodes corresponding to the divisions in the book are loyal to the text sometimes in detail, sometimes with dramatic licence but always in the spirit of the book.. Both the film and series fail to give appropriate recognition to the role of Biddy and the development of her  relationship with Joe as well as the influence she exerted on the development of Pip prior to his departure to London. The 1946 film excludes a number of characters while the recent series alters their role and involvements to varying degrees.

The visit of Joe to London, his older brother in role rather than father substitute, is covered and Pips realization that he has little in common with Joe and would have preferred not to be reminded of his past until realizing that the purpose is to advise that he is summoned to Miss Haversham as Estella has returned from Paris. Instead of staying at  his former home he takes a room at the hotel in the closest town used by the gentry.

When Miss Haversham tells Pip to love Estella he believes that his dream is to become true and has no idea that her intention is for her adopted daughter to break his heart and that of as many as she can encourage to fall in love with her. She is to be Miss Faversham’s weapon in the world.

Pip also returns home after he is informed that his sister has died and he reacts angrily when Biddy criticises him for failing to keep in touch. Joe in his gentle manner, played brilliantly by Bernard Miles in the 1946 film mentions as if in passing that he and Biddy talk of Pip and what is happening to him every evening  when sitting in the kitchen after their meal. Joe understands that Pip now lives in a  different world, he has no expectation but hopes

There is great excitement when Estella writes to say she is coming to live in London and that Miss Haversham has decreed that Pip should meet her off the coach and then escort her to Richmond where she is live and participate in London society with a view to becoming engaged and married. Pip cannot wait for the arrival and spends the greater part of the day exploring the area around the coach station, They take tea before he escorts her to Richmond with Estella insisting that she pays for the coach after this is required by Miss Haversham. It takes time for Estella to begin to challenge the control of her adopted parent.

Pip also accompanies Estella on one visit to Miss Haversham when Estella has been summoned back as the frustrated and angry parent has found that behaviour of her daughter towards her does not meet her expectations. The daughter explains that she has been brought up to have a cold and cruel heart and this she applies to everyone, without exception including her mother. What else should her mother expect? Happiness? A sense of  justice? Vindication? Estella also warns Pip.

Previously I incorrectly suggested that because Pip was told he was to  share accommodation with one Herbert Pocket this meant he knew in advance that this was the same  individual  who when a boy they had fought at the home of Miss Haversham. The text confirms that it is only on their meeting again at the rooms that Pip appreciated who Mr Pocket is. Mr Pocket had been to the market for fruit and was out when Pip arrives at the accommodation

This accommodation is close to the office of Jaggers who hires the furniture which Pip subsequently says he wishes to buy and also expand.

Pip then spend much time at the family home of  the Pockets of  Hammersmith, in part because it is on the way to Richmond  further along the Thames where Estella is lodged. It here he makes the acquaintance with Mr Drummle and another young man lodging with the Pockets and their many children. In the recent series he encounter Drummle at a gentleman’s club. In the films he learns to dance, to fence and box and other gentleman pursuits  but not to ride which was still considered an essential accomplishment for a gentleman of the period. In the book there is reference to  being educated as gentleman but  no detailed description of activities.

Drummle does not come across as the  important aristo  in the book as he does in the recent series although he is a mirror for Pip to see the difference between the gentleman from birth and the nouveaux arrivĂ©. In the series Herbert explains  his present being disinherited because of his relationship with a young woman disapproved by his family. My understand from the book is that he just has no means and is therefore concerned without a job how he will be able to marry and provide  home and future for his wife and any family. Pip does use his resources to help Herbert get a position. Herbert does also leave to work abroad but this is before and not after the arrival back in England of Magwitch.

There is also some accuracy in the recent series and the film regarding their finances. I did not find reference in the text to Pip being allowed £250 a year until reaching majority where there is reference to the sum being increased to £500 and drawn quarterly. Jaggers does use the occasion of the majority to warn Pip about living well beyond his means and in the book Pip and Herbert have already undertaken an exercise of working out the extent of their unpaid bills with Herbert owing over £150 rounded to £200 and he more than three times as great which is also rounded up for the purpose of continuing to amass debt and to raise the margins if necessary.  This he continues  because of his need to keep up with the life now led by Estella who has become the interest of Drummle.

When I went to work as a clerk in central London in 1957 nearly one hundred years later my initial income was £260 a year and three years later as a result of passing a clerical division examination and other improvements my income had reached £500. Therefore the allowance  given Pip was indeed a handsome one

However Pips life is shattered with the arrival of Magwitch  to his rooms and the former convict is his benefactor. While  to the first time watcher of film or recent series without  prior knowledge of the story this may have come as a surprise, it is not so in the text in the sense that Dickens prepares his reader. There are references to convicts on their way to transportation. Pip while waiting for Estella to arrive in London encounters the chief clerk of Jaggers and undertakes a visit to Newgate where he learns of the high position his guardian holds among the prison staff and the high reputation  in which  the clients hold him. He has already viewed the death masks kept in the office of the firm and the Chief Clerk has told Pip to look out for the housekeeper. Jaggers against the repeated wishes of the housekeeper insists that she displays her wrists to Pip and other dinner guest on one occasion to make the point that the woman wrist stronger than any male. Who this woman is and what other links and relationships remain to be disclosed in the third part. And I come to recount the final part of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens in book form and the 1946 film and BBC 3 part series of 2012. Again as with the second part I must begin with something of a correction although this time I was more accurate than previously in stating that Herbert Pocket was overseas when Abel Magwitch descended upon the amazed and disappointed Pip. Technically Herbert was abroad but travelling back from his long absence, arriving some five days after Pip adjusted to reality of his position.

His visitor had been described to all those who attended to his rooms and as his uncle and on advising Jaggers of the development he immediately took his cue from Jaggers not to imply that that the contact was in person as it would have been the duty of the officer of the courts to report the arrival of someone who had been told they would be executed if returning to land of birth and the sentencing.

It was a few days later Abel told Pip how he had encountered Mr Campeyson. Abel admitted that he had lived as a tramp, begging, sometimes thieving and working when he could. Twenty years ago at the Epsom races he had encountered Campeyson a man who had been to a public school and had learning and dressed and lived as a gentleman but who also lived outside the law, forging, swindling and passing on stolen banknotes and such like. Campeyson lived with his wife and friend, also met at Epson who was dying. Abel and Campeyson formed an association but when they were apprehended and charged with a felon it appears that Campeyson made much of his background and lack of previous conviction, placing all responsibility on Abel where the judge and court were against him so he was convicted and sent away for life but the lead criminal escaped with a little sentence. Thus Abel had determined to escape to smash the man in the face and worse and thus he had been captured after being showed kindness by Pip and determined to repay that kindness.

Pip had set about visiting Estella to explain his new situation but also to declare his love but on reaching Richmond found she had returned to Miss Haversham on her own something she had not done  before or indicated she  would do again soon. He had made his way to the Inn on the excuse of keeping a promise to visit Joe and discovered the presence of Bentley Drummle who was scathing about the location saying he was bored and dismissing Pip’s suggestion that the country was similar to that of Shropshire, the man’s home county.

He then visited Miss Haversham who expressed surprise at his visit and who he reproached for  misleading him by giving the impression she was his benefactor. Then as Estella reminded of her warnings in the past about the true nature of her mother by adoption and they way she been brought up she broke his heart by  announcing it was her intention to marry Drummle with the blessing of her mother, despite Pip declaring that he had always loved her and always would.

He decided he could not face Drummle and made his way back to London arriving at midnight  and arrival he received a note from  a watchman at a Temple  gateway who he knew well, in the hand of Wemmick the chief clerk of Jaggers, saying do not go home. He therefore went to lodgings in Covent Garden which he knew were open all hours and obtained a bed for the night. He had a troubled night after all the disappointments of the day with the words ring in his ears. At least he had managed to make a request to Miss Haversham, a closing of their account so to speak, to cover his expenditure owed on securing the position for his friend Herbert. She promised to give consideration.

At the first opportunity he made his way to Wemmick’s who was toasting sausages with his hot rolls and tea and said he had left a note with all the watchmen at the gates to the Temple area. Wemmick then provides lots of advice indirectly that is to say not return home, but to a place along the Thames that he could recommend. This was in fact the home of a woman who acted as a mother figure the girl friend of Herbert with whom Pip had established good relations and after helping Herbert gain position so he could marry the girl and set home on their own. The girl had no mother of her own or other  kinsfolk. And here too they had secreted Abel under an assumed name.  The plan was that he and Herbert who were already good watermen and enjoyed rowing on the Thames would continue to do so but this time with the purpose that when it was possible to join a ship making its way from the Thames to the continent they would take Abel to join it and get him thus safely out of country. It was at this point he returned to his lodging and set about acquiring a boat to put their plan into operation.

Weeks went by and he began to have problems with his finances having returned Abel’s pocket book of cash unopened because of the circumstances and uncertainty for the future. He made do by selling possessions while waiting to hear of ship from Wemmick. He avoided reading the papers for fear of seeing the announcement of the marriage between Estella and Drummle and he reacquainted himself with Mr Wopsle from his home area who he encountered before in London when the man acted in a performance of Hamlet. The contact was timely because Wopsle was able to tell Pip that he was being followed/watched... And then reminded Pip of the Christmas lunch all those years ago when Pip was still a boy and the soldiers had come and they gone out with them and come across the two convicts fighting in the ditch. It was one of them, and from further questions Pip established it was Campeyson.

Pip arrived back home after midnight and held Counsel with Herbert although there was nothing to be done until he reported the development to Wemmick.

There was then an event which commenced to complete the background picture and which was to achieve a most unexpected illumination for he encountered Jaggers who establishing that he had no plans for his evening meal invited him to his home where also Mr Wemmick would be participating. The meal provide opportunity for his closer study of the woman acting as the maidservant and he suddenly realised why he been so fascinated before because of the eyes and a look which he had come to know so well. Afterwards he questioned Wemmick about the circumstances of the woman that he had saved from the gallows and who he had previously described as a tamed wild beast. The charge had been that of murdering an older, larger and more powerful woman and Wemmick tells the story in such a way as to suggest the woman was guilty but by dressing her differently and in such a way as to disguise her strength she had been acquitted. There was also a child which had disappeared as was believed to have been murdered. There was also reference to both women having been associated with the same tramping men. The child was female.

Pip had also been given a note from Miss Haversham to visit, This was also to have various important consequences. He made his way but this time did not stay at the main Inn but selected another because of the association with Drummle and the information that he was being watched by the enemy of his benefactor. Miss Haversham  was willing to make available to him a sum of £900 payable by Mr Jaggers to settle his debt in arranging employment for Herbert Pocket and this in effect settled his account with Miss Haversham, claiming nothing for himself.

Then there i an exchange in which Pip comes to ask whether Estella has married and in which Miss Haversham admits with great feeling the realization that of the impact of her approach to the raising of Estella  had on the young woman and on their relationship. her approach has had the opposite effect to what had been. She had originally meant to save her from a similar misery to her own.

The opportunity was taken to question Miss Haversham about the parentage of the child but she said that after years of shutting herself  away alone she had intimated her desire and Jaggers had brought her the child possible two or three years of  age, who as asleep at the time and was said to be an orphan. Pip then left an fortunately before departing from the property he looked back and say the room in which he had been with Miss Haversham  was on fire and he returned to rescue her, badly burning his hands but saving the life although the woman was very ill as a consequence.

It was while he also recovered from the experience under the care of Herbert Pocket and the friend had also obtained information from Abel which was to change his understanding of the situation for Magwitch had told Herbert a version of the same tale that Wemmick had stated thus revealing that Magwitch was the father of Estella although that she was alive and married and Pip not only had known her but loved her he remained unaware of this.

Recovered sufficiently he had visited Jaggers to present the authority for the payment of funds to settle the position of Herbert and had also given an account of the accident. Mr Jaggers appeared concerned that Pip had not gained financially from the visit. Pip took the opportunity to press Jaggers about the parentage of Estella pretending that the information gained from Wemmick had come from Miss Haversham as well as relayed by Herbert from Magwitch. Jaggers in his fashion as an experienced man of law speculated the reason why it had been best and remained best for none of the parties know the placement and what had subsequently happened. Pip was persuaded that there was no good to be gained from changing decisions made in the past now.

It then time  to pursue the plan to leave England  for the continent  without worrying about the port of destination  of the first ship available to them and which they could join from along the river rather than the official point of embarkation. It was shortly after the arrangements were made that he received a letter requesting him to return to his the area of his childhood for information concerning his uncle under the name that Magwitch had been using.

This led him to meet old Orlick again who disclosed his knowledge of the plan and the events leading to the proposed flight and his resentment of Pip since the boy’s childhood, including getting the man the sack from his position with Miss Haversham. Orlick planned to end the life of Pip revealing that he had been responsible for the injuries to the sister. It was therefore fortunate  that with the help of a local contact of Pip, Herbert and another friend from his arrival in London had decided that Pip should  not venture alone and had kept their distance. Pip had lost consciousness while Orlick struggles with some men who only when he recovered did Pip appreciate they were his friends. Orlick had  gone off  and  although Herbert had wanted the magistrate Pip made the priority  Magwitch who he realised was under even great threat than had was previously appreciated.

The novel is more successful that in either films in conveying the tension experienced by Pip as they got Abel to their rowing boat and proceeded down the Thames to the point when they would meet the vessel that had agreed to pick them up, In the 1946 film there is reference to reaching a point when the authority of the London warrant/ court decision had no effect while the BBC this year added the plan that Magwitch would be dressed as pilot  and board the vessel at the point where such a move was usually made.

The climax comes when as their ship is sighted and they make way another craft approaches and demands the giving up of Abel; The man making the demand is none other than Campeyson his long standing enemy. Then two adversaries get into a fight in which Campeyson dies and Magwitch is captured. Pip and his associates return to the land.  It has also been revealed that Campeyson was he man who cheated and ruined the life of Miss Haversham, and consequentially that of Estella.

This is an important moment for Pip because on one hand he assesses the care and concern which Abel Magwitch had shown to him over many years because of a brief encounter and some kindness and on the other he evaluates his own behaviour over recent years towards Joe.

There followed the process by which evidence against Magwitch was presented and he committed to the assizes and consideration given by his friend to the future of Pip including offer of employment and a home with Herbert. Pip says he needs two to three months to decide on his future. He finds himself  unexpectedly acting as best man Mr Wemmick when he says he is taking his first holiday for 12 years and insists they take a walk in London that morning.

As in the 1946 film Abel is condemned to death with thirty one others, the trial not having been postponed for a session despite the knowledge that because of injuries Abel was unlikely to live until then and was being kept in the prison infirmary. Pip was able to visit him daily and attempt to bring comfort. It is as the life draws to its end that Pip decides to reveal to his benefactor that his child had lived and become a beautiful young woman, who Pip loved and always would, omitting the unhappy aspects of the position.

Following the death Pip struggles to settle his affairs and then became ill with fever at the point it was about to be arrested for debt. He breaks from the fever to find that he is being cared by Joe and this fills him again with guilt at his treatment of the man over recent years. As his health improves he learns that Joe is to marry Biddy  who has become the village school mistress and taught Joe to read and write and that it was she that had insisted Joe took care of Pip as soon as they heard he was so ill and among strangers. He was able to give an account that Miss Haversham had been given varying sums of money to individuals of their acquaintance and that Orlick was in the County Jail after breaking in to the premises of Pip’s real uncle. Pip in turns tells Joe about his benefactor not being Miss Haversham, as he grows in strength and is able to go out of the home. Pip then discovers that it is Joe who settled the debt for which he had been arrested.

Discovering this after Joe had departed he decided to return to the forge first staying at the Blue Boar only to find that being an individual without expectation he was assigned to inferior accommodation. He then discovered that the former home of Miss Haversham and Estella was up for auction for its building materials and demolition. Returning to the coffee shop of the Inn he encounters his uncle who is disturbed at his appearance and circumstances.

Pip then encounters Joe and Biddy as they are married. There is a postscript more than epilogue that Joe accepted the offer of employment with Herbert and accordingly settled all his debt being given due time to discharge them, He resided with Herbert and his wife and several years went by before he also became a partner in the firm as he had purchased for Herbert in secret.

Eleven years were to pass before he visited Joe and Biddy and found they had a boy who they had named Pip. He had then visited with the home of Miss Haversham and Estella had been because this had long since been knocked down and cleared with only the outer walls and fencing remaining. It is here he is said to encounter Estella who like him claims this is the first she has returned since the decades have passed. They agree to be friends but at a distance. It is left to the reader to decide if the chance meeting is real or one of the imagination.

The ending is different from that in the films where they meet and embrace. Estella husband has died in a riding accident in the BBC rendering and she praises the horse for giving her the freedom. It is understandable that in both productions as one of two hours and the other of three, incidents are telescoped such as the number of visits made to see Miss Haversham after Pip becomes an adult and some characters and events are not included. There have been occasion when I have considered that a film is true to a fictional work and even enhanced the original text. In this instance both films do more that provide the essence of the story and portrayal of the period, and some parts are a vivid re-enactment, but in this instance there is much reward in reading the book as it was written one hundred and fifty years ago. That I suggest is a unique achievement for a writer and not an isolated example in relation to his body of work.”

I now come to the treatment of book in the latest film director by Mike Newall and in which three of my favourite actors from the Harry Potter series also appear, Robbie Coltrane is the lawyer Jaggers who has a much softer role that in than the BBC series or previous films although he remains ruthless in showing off the hands of his housekeeper,  Ralph Fiennes is Magwitch adding an intensity of characterization which is new and my star performance of all performances, including that of Jean Simmons goes to Helena Bonham Carter who brings much of the madness of Bellatrix Lestrange to Miss Haversham.

The latest film deletes all reference to Orlick the previous apprentice and assistant to Pips brother in law and the wife dies from natural causes rather than murder. Biddy played by Jessie Cave grown up and Bebe Cave as the young school assistant is the teacher of Pip who educates him following his  experience with the Havershams, falls in love and then establishes a relationship with Joe while Pip is living it up as a Gentleman inn London.

I liked Jason Flemyings role at Joe Gargery and although different he is equal to that of Bernard Miles in the 1948 film. I have always thought that Estelle is a difficult character to play because  there is something unconvincing about  psychological make up and behaviour as created by Dickens which makes the role a great challenge. I though Holliday Grainer did well in a role she is reported to have wanted to undertake since reading the book aged 15 years.  Interestingly young Estelle is played by Grainger’s younger sister and where the young girl appears a more likely  real life character than the adult.

The big change is to make the Gentleman’s club which Jaggers obtains a membership for Pip is portrayed as the Bullingdon Boys Dining club at Oxford and a former haunt of the Prime Minister where the standard is riotous eating and drinking, smashing of crockery and sometimes premises and  a lot of throwing about of good and expensive food, This is a  great addition and the cause of Pip’s descent into great debt which he has no means to pay.
What else was noted. Pip tries to save Miss Haversham when her dress catches fire and burns his hand but otherwise the House remains its already derelict state and before this the relatives who now number four have been taken in by Haversham top serve her.

The other significant aspect already mentioned is the role of Biddy and the invitation of all the young men of the fashionable club to the dinner party at which the the murderess Mrs Magwitch is introduced as a way fo quietening Bentley Drummle. In the final scene Estella makes contact with Pip after the death of Drummle. The film leaves the audience with a  happy ending between Pip and Estella something which Dickens was not prepared to do.

Because of  reading the book with care, and seeing the TV series and two previous films last January, the story was too familiar to become fully engaged in this production but remained an enjoyable and worthwhile experience nevertheless. As with Oliver Twist it is a movie for this era and will introduce a new generation of teenagers (12 A certificate to Dickensian society and London. David Wallians, host of the 100th Royal Variety Performance plays Uncle Punchchook and Tamzin Outhwaite as Molly(Mrs Magwitch). Ewen Bremner  is an excellent Wemmick where the novelty is a drawbridge to his riverside home and a cannon which fires to entertain  his deaf     father as well as his guests. The snow kept away and I wanted to return immediately home rather than go to the adjacent supermarket as  my intention go replace the burnt pan!

2396J K Rolwing's Harry Potter reassessed (1)

It was only until viewing all the Harry Potter films back to back over five days that I have come to appreciate the  genius of this work and to understand how the author mapped out the end as well as the beginning before writing and why she was so right to insist that the films closely followed her concept and I believe closely followed the books which I admit I have not yet read. Although I am acquiring the first and the last for Christmas. I will therefore restrict this writing to the films but add a postscript after reading these two books, the first a comparatively slim volume and the second massive and was made into two films.

Having written these opening comments I find that I must revise because when writing about the first film in series I realised that one consequence of having watched all eight films back to back is that experiences in one film may have become associated with another and finding that the Wikipedia film notes have not helped I have also examined those on the books and also a site which provides the most comprehensive description and analysis of any series encountered to date called Wiki, Wikia,

The other addition to my opening comments is that I appear not to have recorded or been able to abstract from the full writings, my previous accounts of the all the Potter films and my viewings in the cinema and on TV. This is worth mentioning because I suspect it reflects my previous lack of appreciation for the work which I intend to now remedy

My impression is that these are films written for young a adults rather than children although they are about children growing up through their secondary years into the sixth form of life before entering university and a 12 certificate is appropriate with a strong warning about parental guidance because of the violence and scary physical manifestations of evil and wrong doing.

For the generation that commenced to read the books when aged 9-14, even to 16 year olds, they will have provided a valuable tutorial in how to balance the normal requirements of growing up, being controlled by adults and teachers, having to fit in to their perception of you and the world, with seeking to explore the world, oneself and others and all the hurts, disappointments, frustrations and rivalries as well as loves and joyous moments of togetherness, achievement and love. I suspect that to be of value to most 9 to 12 year old today the books and the films should be read and watched over their journey through adolescence into young adulthood rather than as I have done back to back, or at least re read as they grow up if having been introduced to the first they have read or seen the rest.

I begin with the basic story of Harry Potter( Daniel Radcliffe), its stellar cast and the concept. It is also important to emphasise that while the focus is Harry Potter and his destiny, from the moment as a baby when he survives the assassination of his parents, his two friends, Hermione Granger (Emily Watson) and Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) together with his family are crucial to his survival and to the story concept overall.

Following the failed attempt to kill baby Harry along with his parents by Lord Voldemort,  the evil one and outsider throughout most of his life ( played by Ralph Fiennes in five films, Harry is placed with his mother’s sister and her husband (played by Richard Griffiths) and their obnoxious son where he is raised in ignorance that he is of magical pure blood, that is, both parents posses magical powers and were regarded as a trained wizard and witch. He remains unaware of his background and potential powers until summoned to attend the school on reaching the age of 11 years. His uncle and aunt and their son possessed no magical powers and are regarded as Muggles.

Muggle is a concept, now in the Oxford English Dictionary, devised by Rowling, to describe anyone with no magical powers and who has no direct knowledge of a world of Wizards and Witches and other creatures some traditional such as Ghosts Goblins and Gargoyles and many others invented by Rowling, some animal and others less tangible. The emphasis on Pure Bloods, Half Bloods and Muggle bloods is crucial to the work as Pure Bloods tend to look down on all others and at Hogwarts tended to congregate in one of the Houses, Slitherin where the son Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton)of the chief racist in the film Lucious Malfoy Voldemort’s unscrupulous associate(Jason Issacs) is Harry’s great rival and enemy,

Significantly Lord Voldemort himself, like Harry’s closest friend, Hermione Granger were born two Muggles and regarded by  the main pure Bloods in the work as inferior in the same way that Whites still regard non Whites in many parts of the world still and illegitimacy was  generally regarded in the UK until after the 1960’s whereas the difference between  being a Muggle and having magical powers is more akin to the tribalism of religious beliefs, Catholic, Muslim and Protestant.

Even after Harry escapes from the home of his uncle and Aunt he continues to be criminally abused by his relatives and this treatment has a profound affect on his future, and also affects his subsequent behaviour towards them which brings some satisfaction to the film watcher in what becomes a dark and dark story as the work progresses.

To Harry. Hogwarts is therefore not just a place of wonder and excitement as he learns about his powers but becomes a home, a family and a refuge. In addition to Hermione Harry also establishes a close friendship with Ron Weasley and the series is as  much  about this trio as Harry himself and Ron’s parents, older brothers and younger sister are all to have important roles. Ron’s mother is played by Julie Walters.

While throughout Harry is affected by what happened to his parents and in various ways they come alive to him  in ways denied during his childhood, it is the head of the school Albus Dumbledore, played by Richard Harris in two films (until his death, and then by Michael Gabon) who quickly becomes a father figure, although Dumbledore has the knowledge about Harry’s destiny which he keeps from him because of its horrendous and tragic implications. There is a parallel between the role of Dumbledore and Harry and Gandalf and Froddo Baggins in Lord of the Rings.

There are three other characters, all members of the Hogwarts staff who have  crucial and ongoing roles in the story. The most significant is Severus Snape (Alan Rickman) a senior master who becomes head of the school after the death of Dumbledore and who Harry comes to fear and distrust from his early encounters, especially when he appears to be picked on during the Potions classes which Snape provides the new entrants. Hermione appears immediately knowledgeable and skilful.

Robbie Coltrane plays an even bigger physical role than his normal self  as  Rubeus Hagrid and acts as a close adult friend whose cottage like home outside the school where his main role is that of gamekeeper is also a refuge for Harry and his two close friends. Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagall plays the more formal and at times disciplinarian head of Gryffindor House and appears the respect unofficial deputy at the school.

While each of the first six films has a self contained story they are all important parts of the whole leading to the vary dark and at items challenging experiences for young viewers of the last two films based on the huge final book written by J K Rowling. Understandably  we first see Harry making new friends and finding out about his potential powers as well as finding himself quickly involved in a great adventure, at times dangerous. He also learns that almost everyone knows of him because he is the only being who survived an attack from Lord Voldemort and everyone wants to see the scar on his forehead created in the attack on him as a baby and which appears to have established a connection with Harry which brings visions of the future as well as of the past to him. Each adventure provide insight and understanding of the whole although much of what happens does not become clear until the final two films and unlike many series where there is an overall story, the ending does answer everything in ways which most others of the genre do not.

Why did Lord Voldemort attempt to kill Harry so soon after he was born and why does he concentrate as much on finding Harry and trying to kill him now as gaining the personal strength and forces to control the world? This is the major mystery of the series in the same way that  Dark One in Lord of the Rings wants control of the Ring.

A significant number of well known British Actors appear in the films in character roles which add to the strength of each production and in addition to Julie Walters and Richard Griffiths I have noted that Helena Bonham Carter(4 films) plays as the crazed criminal  Witch  Bellatrix Lestrange; Robert Hardy (4) as the Minister of Magic Corelius Fudge; Gary Oldman (4) as Sirius Black of the Order of the Phoenix; Emma Thompson (3) as Sybil Trelawney teacher; John Hurt (3) as Mr Ollivander;  Brendan Gleeson (3) as Alastor Moody (Teacher); Imelda Staunton(2) as Dolores Uxbridge Temporary school teacher and head); Miranda Richardson (2)  as Rita Skeeta; Francis Le Tour (2) as Olympe Maxime;  John Cleese (2) as the ghost Nearly Headless Nick; Leslie Phillips (2) as the Sorting Hat; Tobby Jones (2) as Dobby; Jim Broadbent (2) as Horace Slughorne; Miriam Margoles (1) as Pomona Sprout;  David Tennant(1) as Barty Crouch; Bill Nighy (1) as Rufus Scrimgeour; Eric Sykes(1) as Frank Bryce); Julie Christie (1) as Madam Rosmerta; Lenny Henry (1) as the Shrunken Head; Zoe Wannamker(1) as Rolanda Hooch; Kenneth Branagh(1) as Gilderoy Lockhar; Dawn French as the Fat Lady (1); Jim McManus (1) as Ableforth Dumbledore  and Carina Hinds (1) in the same role.  There are  others who play key roles as adults and children who I will mention during the review. I had included Rik Mayle who shot a scene in one film and is mentioned in Wikipedia but according to Wikia the scene was deleted from the British edition

 I now come to the first film Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

As previously mentioned when a baby after surviving the attack of Lord Voldemort who then disappeared, Professors Dumbledore and McGonagall decide that Harry should be brought up in ignorance of his background and destiny by his Muggle relatives and is taken to them by Hagrid.  The films gives examples of Harry’s bad treatment by his Uncle and Aunt and the way his cousin exploits the situation to his advantage. The films also shows that Harry has the means to retaliate although he does not understand the nature and extent of his powers with the best example a visit to the Zoo. The son demands action and involvement so when Harry finds that he can communicate with a  large Snake held behind a glass screen, Harry removes the glass to release the snake which eyes the cousin who understandably panics, and then having freed the snake Harry restores the glass so that his cousin is now the exhibit for everyone to look at, to the understandable horror of his parents. That Harry can communicate with snakes will become important later.

My supposition is that because Harry has magic abilities and because his parents were known to have possessed magical abilities is why his uncle destroys the increasing number of letters which arrive  at the house advising that as Harry’s  11th birthday is approaching it is time for him to commence at the Hogwarts School of Magic.

Such is his relative’s opposition to Harry going to the school that takes the family to a small island but this cannot prevent Hagrid gaining entry and rescuing Harry returning him first to London where they call in a secret street providing resources for Wizards and Witches called Diagon Alley where Harry is to acquire his essential school text books, a familiar, in Harry’s instance a caged owl (Headwig),although not named in the film, and a wand. The wand is the most crucial aspect in the conflict between good and evil as it can be used aggressively and to kill when combined with the right spells. Wands are of different sizes, woods, shapes and textures and have an individuality which enables them to reject as well as select a user. They also possess varying powers and the one chosen for Harry is the same as that created for Voldemort and both contain feathers from the same Phoenix. The Wand master is John Hurt.  

As this and subsequent films progress we learn that there are other centres for Witches and Wizards in London.  Harry is able to purchase the best items because his parents had on deposit a fortune at Gringott’s Bank. The lives of beings with magical abilities. including education,  employment, the justice system and intelligence including surveillance are all controlled from the Ministry of Magic, a vast subterranean HQ, and from which a  Daily newspaper is also produced. There is also a secret residential centre used by the Order of Phoenix, a kind of Masonry defenders of the Light and the Good and of Harry Potter and his destiny. Each of these centres has hidden and magical accessibility known only to those within the magic world. There is also an Inn which Hermione and Harry use at one point which I presently assume is also London based and at Diagon Alley with the same Victorian, Dickensian atmosphere about them.
There is also another feature which has become a world wide place of pilgrimage. In order to get to Hogwarts  by most if not all the pupils, they have to take a train from Platform 9 and ¾ at Kings Cross Station as this is the East Coast line and school is placed somewhere in the Scottish countryside close to a Loch and a dark forest.  In order to get to the platform one had to go through one of the central pillars between Platforms 9 and 10 at the station and this became somewhere to be visited by those not necessarily wanting to board a train on the adjacent platforms. Since the recent upgrade to the station the entrance to Platform 9 ¾ has moved  to a pillar in the new entrance area to the station and is suitably marked.
It is on the train that Harry meets up with Ron and then Hermione who share the same compartment. Harry chooses to join their School House Griffindor over Slitherin although selection is made by a magical speaking hat which is placed on each new pupil as they enter the great hall to enjoy a feast at the start of the term. This decision as his instinctive reaction to Draco Malfoy of Slitherin governs he rest of the film and series,
The other two houses are Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. The students who are members of Hufflepuff tend not to feature in the competitive life of the school because they tend to concentrate on hard  work, especially team work and are self effacing although one of the members is to  feature in a  significant way in a later film. The members of Ravenclaw are known for their intelligence and general knowledge about which they are not shy of broadcasting and to enter their separate male and female dormitories they have to answer a riddle where as to gain entry to  The films tend to concentrate on the rivalry between Slitherin led by Draco Malfoy and Gryffindor led by Harry as they  become older.
The deeper reason is that guided by his parents Draco has been brought up to regard himself as a leader and he resents the fact that it is Harry who is immediately treated by teachers and other pupils as the chosen one, something which Harry is having to adjust when he finds everyone in the magical world knows of him and treats him with respect and awe being the only one who Voldemort could not kill and who ended the man’s power and influence as a consequence.
It is a feature of subsequent films that the pupils enjoy sumptuous meals of unlimited supplies of their favourite foods with huge plates of Southern fried chicken, mountains of  profiteroles and large bowls of jelly noted. Ron also become noted for gorging himself on what is available although he remains a slim young person. Another feature of the train journey which has a traditional corridor to one side and six person compartments is a trolley serving an assortment of interesting and strange sweets and snacks including items with unusual tastes, something with has appealed to young people in the past.
A feature of the early films is Harry’s involvement in the school sporting event called Quiddich, a team game where those involved fly on broomsticks, and apart from the  first session of broomstick use in which Harry excels and leads to his been chosen by Professor McGonagall for the House Team, I cannot remember the broomsticks being in regular use by the pupils as one might have expected
In Quiddich teams compete to score goals by throwing an item which adds points but a major increase in points can be gained by the leading member of the team called a Seeker getting hold of a gold flying object called the Snitch. Harry is presented with Broomstick to mark his birthday soon after arrival as is selected to the team as Seeker, a position held by his  father. A feature of the school Quidditch ground is that spectators sit in tall towers which enables those in the highest seats to witness the best of the action. In the first game in he first film  Severus Snape appears to be putting Harry off his game but he succeeds and gains the Snitch. In the second film Draco Malfoy is given the same role in the team as Harry and the Slitherin Team are equipped with the latest top notch flying broom stick. In a subsequent film while Harry has become the non playing team captain he takes action to ensure that  Ron who has taken over his role, triumphs and in a further film Harry, Ron and his family together with Hermione attend the Quidditch World Cup,
When Harry is taken to get funds from Gringott’s bank to buy supplies at Diagon Alley, Hagrid also takes from the Bank a secret package for Professor Dumbledore which is then secure at Hogwarts on a  floor forbidden to pupils and guarded by a three headed dog. The printed  daily paper reveals later that just after Hagrid and Harry left the bank there was an attempted robbery. The thieves were after the Philosophers Stone now protected in Hogwarts. At one point Harry notes that Snape is being treated for a leg bite from the dog which alerts Harry that Snape may be after the what the dog is guarding.
At the Halloween Night dinner Professor Dumbledore sends everyone back to their dormitories  after Professor Quirrell has reported that a Troll has entered the building,  a huge creature, but instead Harry and Ron go in search of Hermione who left her place earlier after becoming upset because Ron who she likes had criticised her for being too clever in the potions class. They find her and the Troll and do successful battle. Although pleased that the Troll is captured, the Professor are concerned that the new pupils disobeyed the instruction to go to their dormitories and Hermione explains it was her fault which seals the bond between the trio. Although Hermione and Run tell Hagrid they spotted Snape uttering spell during Quidditch match at the same time that Harry got into difficulties and which led Hermione to distract the Professor, Hagrid defends Snape and appears to let slip that the creature who attacked Snape is defending the Philosopher’s Stone which belonged to Dumbledore and someone  called Nicholas Flamel.
Harry and the Weasley’s spend Chistmas at the school during which Harry receives a Cloak of invisibility which belonged to his father enables him to move about the school after the bed time curfew and into forbidden areas without attracting the attention of the Caretaker Argus Filch played by David Bradley in all the films as a Fagan looking character, sometime comic, mostly a spoil sport, hostile to Harry, and an enthusiast when the school is taken over by a strict disciplinarian. Argus is a Squib, the opposite of a Muggle in that although born to parents who both have magic he does not. Although he appears to live full time at the school and its neighbouring village where only others with magic appear to live and trade, other Squibs live as Muggles in general Society but have connections with the Magic world including access to communications such as the Daily Newspaper. Harry uses to the cloak to investigate the background to the Philosopher’s Stone and Peter Flamel in the Library closed to pupils.
It is while Harry was making use of the Cloak the he encounters one of several magical features at the school which provide opportunities to engage with spirits, past and present, look back as well as look forward. All the pupils are aware of Sprits at the school because Ghosts move openly, including John Cleese while the oil painting portraits which cover the wall of the area of the central staircases or guard the entrance to dormitories contain moving, singing, speaking characters such as Dawn French as the Fat Lady who takes over the part after the actor in the first films died. Photos in the Daily paper, or in frames and books become digital videos as they have come to exist in reality
During one of his after hours explorations Harry finds the Mirror of Erised (heart’s desire) in which he sees his parents and  Ron success in the Quidditch but when Harry become addicted to being with his parents Dumbledore removes the Mirror because Harry is becoming disabled  by his attachment. The third magical device controlled by Dumbledore comes later and similar to that in Lord of the Rings, is the ability to look into the past and the future via the equivalent of the Crystal Ball which is directly controlled by Dumbledore.
Harry was prevented from finding out about Peter Flamel alerting Filch to his presence by picking up a shrieking book but then accidentally finds out about the man when aiding another pupil who is being tormented by Draco. The man originally possessed the Philosopher’s Stone which had rejuvenating properties leading to immortality and when he overhears Snape asks the Professor for Spells Against the Dark Arts, Quirrell, if he has found a way of getting passed the guard dog for the Stone, Harry assumes it is Snape who has the bad intentions.
There are then events that I believe  brings him into direct contact with Voldemort. I cannot remember when Harry first commenced to have day as well as night visions of events which feature Voldemort but the sense  that his destiny is somehow fixed and involves Voldemort is already with him.
I now come to an issue where my memory appears different from the notes of others read so far, My impression is that Hagrid took a class of new arrivals which includes the Trio, Draco and his two closest friends and others to meet the baby creature he had found and was caring for in the Forbidden Forest. For some reason I did not associate the creature as a Dragon, perhaps because of the presentation of baby Dragons in the TV series Game of Thrones and Merlin or the film How to Train a Dragon. I thought that Harry although nervous makes friends with the creature and learns to fly on its back but this may have occurred in  a later film with a  different creature. .
I thought Draco had been humiliated by his reaction to the creature and  reports the event as the Ministry has banned possessing or helping such creatures. However I now know that the reason the trio get into trouble may not have been related to the baby dragon and Hagrid‘s, plan to enable the creature to go to Romania where it would be safe but because Draco had had seen the trio make their way to Hagrid’s after hours and is also punished by Professor McGonagall because he had also broken the curfew.
The  unusual and unexpected punishment, designed to progress the main story line is in the form of helping Hagrid look for and help an injured unicorn seen in the Forbidden Forest. Harry and Draco are sent off together as one search team and they find the unicorn, dead surrounded by its blood. A hooded figures  starts to drink the Blood and Draco  flees. The hooded figure approaches Harry who experience a great pain emanating from his scar and he loses consciousness.  When Harry regains his awareness  the hooded figure has departed. I am not sure if we are made aware that Harry knows the figure was Voldemort.
Having overheard the conversation between Snape and Quirrell about how to get passed the Dog and then by using the Invisibility Cloak at the local Inn and a conversation with Hagrid that the animal guarding the entrance to  when the Stone is being kept can be neutralized through music, the trio go to warn Dumbledore but find he is away.. They therefore embark on the mission to prevent the Stone falling into the wrong hands themselves.
I can only now remember two of the obstacles they encounter. The first is a room full of flying keys with one needed to open the door to the next stage and a broom stick is used to get the right one. The most memorable aspect is the chess game in which the trio participate on which the giant pieces smash each other when one takes another. It is Ron who works out he must sacrifice his piece, and by implication, potentially sacrifice his own life in order for a checkmate and Harry to make his way across the room and to where the Stone is kept. Ron is badly injured but survives and entering the next area. Harry finds Professor Quirrell and not Snape. It was Quirrell who was putting the jinx on Harry that nearly got him killed during the Quidditch match and Snape who was trying to stop him with his spell. The action of Hermione had stopped Quirrell’s concentration. Similarly Quirrell had organised the Troll to enter Hogwarts.
Quirrell tells Harry to look into the Mirror of Erised and this causes Harry to finds  the Stone in his pocket.  As he questions Harry on what eh has seen Quirrell removes he Turban that has covered his head throughout the film to reveal that he is two headed with Voldemort on the back. Voldemort  says he will bring Harry’s parents back to life if he gives him the Stone. Harry refuses and attacks Quirrell who turns to dust while Voldemort escapes from the room by passing through Harry‘s body and as he does so renders the boy unconscious again. Harry wakes up in hospital and Dumbledore explains that he was able to destroy Quirrell because his mother had died to save him. The Stone has been destroyed and his two friends are also alright. The film ends on a high note at the end of school year Feast when Dumbledore announces who has won the School Cup and appears to award to Slitherin, but before announcing the winner explains that additional points are awarded because of recent events and this brings the Cup to Gryffindor to  their delight and the fury of Slitherin. Everyone goes to take the train to their homes with Harry aware that Hogwarts is not his Home.

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

2395 Start of December 2012 review plus Hunted, Secret State Royal Variety asnd Claridges

It is 7 am Tuesday 4th December 2012 and this short note is written to explain why there is a halt in my regular update writings. It was originally intended as an end of November round up but was overtaken by decisions to view all 8 Harry Potter films over five days and commence to read an epic account of Word War II in two volumes, The Winds of War and War and Remembrance, by Herman Wouk, some 2000 pages, told through  the eyes and ears of two families one of whom is appointed Naval attachĂ© to Berlin by the USA government in the weeks before the invasion of Poland. This is an important piece writing because it also provides a German perspective on the war and its origins.

My other reading although not on a cover to cover basis is the full Leveson Report, also 2000 pages and where the Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime made separate speeches followed by replies from the Leader and Deputy Leader of the Opposition on Thursday afternoon in two one hour back to back sessions followed by a full day’s debate in the House of Commons yesterday. The consequence is that I am now engaged in three pieces of writing about political issues following my attendance at a political protest meeting in Jarrow about Government Policy on Social Welfare reforms, the Prime Minister’s attendance at an EEC summit on the next budget and a cease fire between Israel and the Palestinians in Gaza which was a prelude to the United Nations decision to effectively recognise a Palestinian state, opposed by the USA and the UK abstaining and which as feared led to Israel threatening to implement further plans to occupy the West Bank with new settlements making a two state solution almost impractical.

During the same period there have been four by-elections to the House of Commons which although Labour convincingly has also has resulted in a major swing to the parties of the far right, especially the United Kingdom Independence Party and humiliations for the Liberal Democrats in particular and also the Tory party.

While my priority remains the artwork project,  Christmas  and  New Year this season involves me in making two trips and therefore an increase in my usual level of preparations and anxiety to get everything  ready.

I have serviced the car which involved substantial extra work and also taxed for another year. Taken with the expenditure required to tackle the appearance of the emergency warning light earlier in the year, this extra expenditure had wiped out the additional income that was to have been available for better debt management although on the positive side it has not therefore added to the debt.

I go to collect a new pair of spectacles on Thursday and in fairness the bill was less than anticipated for vary focal extra thin lens with protective coating, I have also selected a frame which will not rest on the nose. The presence of cataracts was again noted although immediate treatment is not required.

I have restocked with level arch files (30 Black from Staples and 20 each of blue and red) from a new supplier only at a little greater cost that the cheapest at Staples which was out of stock of blue and reds together with some cartridge inks, but more to print out the Leveson Inquiry report for around £30 including the paper and the lever arch files compared to the £250 for the  professionally printed 2000 page edition in its four volumes) It is absurd that one can pay as little as £1.50 for a lever arch file to over £5.

I have also had delivered a number of Christmas presents. The interesting aspect of the home deliveries, five in total, is that everything arrived on time or several days in advance. There was a brief moment of panic when early in the printing of the Leveson report, I thought the printer had gone wrong again especially as the code on the machine’s screen was not included in the on lime manual which I had been advised to consult. Fortunately I checked the machine again and what had happened is that during the replacement of one ink cartridge I had disturbed another and once this was spotted the machine functioned and the massive printing was completed over two days. This was great relief although given what happened before this did not pose the kind of disruption that was previously feared.

Because of including the Leveson Report in the artwork, by the end of today I will have achieved  more than half the 500 news sets of completed work for the month, after achieving the 500 last month, and will concentrate on making progress in the writing until the weekend and where given the loss of  ten working days this month I will have to work hard again to complete the planned target bringing to the total sets completed to over 13000 and 2000 for the year.

After the commencing to view all 29 Bond Films and completing the era of Sean Connery(6) and George Lazenby(1) I decided to bring forward  experiencing the  more substantial Harry Potter series of 8 films  which I viewed over six days. I have also arrange for Christmas  the first and last Harry Potter books to establish if my present appreciation of the film series is match with  a similar or greater appreciation of the writing. I am intending to go and see the latest Great Expectations this week despite viewing two version last Christmas on the TV and having a  quick read of the Dickens novel at the time. I am looking forward to the Hobbit being brought to the screen and a musical version of Les MiserablĂ©s and have added the two volume Tolkien and Hugo texts to Christmas and New Year readings

I have also managed to keep more than one eye on sporting events this past weekend although I limited the viewing of Sunderland’s 2.1 defeat at Norwich, a club which I have  visited twice and I did switch over last night from the Newcastle game at home to Wigan  after it was evident  they would win, (3.0) in order to also find out if I wanted to watch in full the Command Royal Variety Performance at Royal Albert Hall,  and which I do, as well as on the closing moments of the Leveson Debate and the new that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant, not planned to be announced until Christmas but brought forward because the need for the Duchess to be admitted to hospital for a few days in relation to severe morning sickness.

I must confess that after watching the first half of the England versus New Zealand at Twickenham on Saturday in 3D where they took a 12.0  lead which they progressed to 15.0 but then the All Blacks came back with great converted tries to reduce the lead to 1 point, so I turned off only to then learn that far from collapsing to defeat, England had themselves broken the backbone of the visitors with three glorious tries to achieve their first victory  in a decade and by the greatest of margins 34 points to 21.  Fortunately I was able to view the second half in its entirety on Sunday morning although not in 3D. I had watched Chelsea’s defeat by West Ham on Saturday which placed the temporary new manager to stop the rot immediately in the firing line as the team has so far only achieved two draw points from his three games in charge.

The County Cricket fixtures for next season have been published and I have already booked up to Croydon for the games at the Oval, a one day following by the County Championship in May. I need to investigate if there are tickets for the men and women’s 20 20 game against Australia  at the Emerites Riverside but which also clashes which Durham’s visit to Scarborough when I note there is now a Travel Lodge at the St Nicholas Hotel which I have stayed once in the past. There is also a visit to London for the Lords Game and to Brighton for Sussex as strong possibilities although the Nott’s visit comes too early  with my  having  visits two visits to the Midlands in March at birthday time and for Easter as well as short trips to  Croydon already arranged.

I made good shop at Tesco’s last Thursday followed by a  visit to four supermarkets on Friday afternoon, an all time record never to be repeated. Tesco is the more expensive of the three major supermarkets in South Shields but holding a £2 voucher plus another £6 if I spent  £60 in total plus double points on buying frozen food and fresh fruit and veg the higher prices appeared to make  the visit worthwhile. However I forgot to take the right voucher hence the need to call in again the following day where customer services handed a £6 cash back without a query. This was excellent service and the supermarket rose in my estimation.

On the Friday I also needed a petrol refill where I use the Morrison’s garage at Seaburn and enjoyed the run along the coast in the sharp winter sunshine. Travelling the coast road in daylight in all seasons between Seaburn and South Shields has been one of my great joys of the past forty years  and I have missed the run since deciding not to continue with membership of the Leisure club at the Marriott Hotel. In the past the lower  price at the pump plus the £5 voucher once or twice a year has been worth the extra mileage between the only two petrol garages now on the outskirts of Shields on the roads to Sunderland via  Cleadon Village and Newcastle, via the Newcastle Road.  I therefore decided to call in to see the final refurbishment of the adjacent Morrison’s to refill my rolling 3 month supply of sprats and of 3 for £2 liquorice and butter mints. Unfortunately there had no sprats and the offer had been withdrawn so I needed to call in at South Shield’s branch on the way home. I was also after some inexpensive Milano Salami as Tesco had also closed its 2 for 1 offer and was now demanding £1.70 for 100 grams. On my last visit to Morrison’s at Seaburn they were selling their Milano salami for half price  and this too has ended but I was able get 100 grams for £1 which I used in the home baked baguettes with olives and  leaves of lettuce.

I also need to call in at Asda for printing paper which they provide at under £2.50 a ream although they appear to be closing their cheaper stock as I purchased the last 4 reams available. They also appear to have closed their inexpensive 40 pocket display folders which leads be back to Wilkinson at the slightly higher prices. My policy of stocking in whenever the bargains appear has proved a good one time after time.

I am now well stocked in food and household supplies until after the New Year when I shall do a defrost of Freezer before another restock in case having escaped horrendous Winter weather last year, we experience another bad season.

I was not as good as I should with exercise or food eating last week although the use of the Obstructive Sleep Apnoea treatment has continued at an excellent rate  averaging closer to 7.5 hours a night than 7 and without a single miss. By coincidence the BBC has used two hours of prime time viewing this week to show the extent of disruptive sleep in the UK including the problem and serious life threatening risk for those who breathing stops during the night.

Because of all my other activities I have not devoted as much effort to the exercise as over the first four week, missing out twice in the past ten days and having two sessions where I did not achieve either the set time of 30 mins or the calorie burn of 265 or more. Of greater concern ahs been the decision to eat up the extra bought for Christmas over the week which included a carton of Pringles Crisps, a pack of six mince pies wolfed over two evenings, a packet of salted peanut and late evening eat of a salami slice within two cheese slices this undoing all the good work of the previous month. I could not resist a pack of four puff pastry mince pies over the weekend but I working hard again having had a salad on two days since and no late evening snacking but with the extra working a and activity, and the cold weather, it is a challenge.

The series Hunted has come to an end with Melissa George in the lead role. It was originally to be start of a longer term series but the BBC decided against further support quite rightly in view of complicated story line which lacked credibility although the programme makers hope to find a new channel for a reconstituted series.

I had expected much from the same creative team that  has Spooks to its credit along with having worked on the X Files and other class productions. As with similar series where the arching story is not resolved until the final; year series Hunted posed such a longer term story, but instead of having episodes with a beginning and end in terms of a separate stories with resolutions, had a single series story that was complex with too many tentacles which lacked credibility.

First the several years story concerned Sam Hunter who has witness the torture and killing of her mother as child and who understandably had blacked out event details. Year later as an adult she is working for a criminal security firm  as a field operative, prepared to kill, use physical violence and break laws such as breaking entering, stealing, bugging and all forms of illegal surveillance on behalf of those with the money regardless of their motives or country allegiance. What we learn is that the head of this organisation wants Sam dead, as appears a second mysterious character, although paradoxically he wants to keep her alive, we presume until she is able to remember what her organizational boss has been ordered to kill her for. The organization, Byzantium,  boss moreover is part of an international conspiracy to rule the World (another form of Spectre no less). One of the leading members of M16 possibility its head is killed because he has been investigating this international conspiracy called Hourglass for sometime.

The series commenced with Sam sent to Algiers to rescue someone kidnapped only to hand him over for someone else to kill, although she does not know this and where she was  supposed to have been killed after completing the mission. She goes into  hiding for a year to recover from her wounds and to have a child by one of her colleagues in the organisation, She is then nearly killed by being drugged and drowned and during this time she remembers what happened in childhood although we are not disclosed what she remembers. She is then set up to be taken and killed but has a fake death instead organised by her fieldwork boss and carried out by the unit leader. We see her with her secret child at the home of her mother or at least brought to her by her mother in the wilds of Scotland where she had disappeared for the year after the first attempt on her life. This was meant to herald  the next phase of the story until the BBC pulled the plug so we were and may be are, left in mid air. Do we care? If we did should we?

Sam tells the father of her baby that she lost the child and has him top the list of suspects behind the attempt on her life with all her other colleagues also listed.  He was supposed to have been her back up in Tangier. In fact he is either a Member of British intelligence or the link person with British intelligence who understandably what to keep tabs on such a criminal organisation.

The main issue of the first series is enabling the customer ( the Chinese?) to win a multi million contract and preventing this being  won by a former small crime boss turned big time  international investor, Hedge fund controller and business man called Turner. He has built his success by rigging the market for his product by causing a  series of disasters which do not  normally cause  a loss of life, although  in the latest which  raises £30 million to win the tender, a passer by does.

However Turner uses a local crime boss who runs a  snooker hall and who in turn employs a psychopathic younger man to carry out the work, who in fact is the illegitimate son of Turner  and who is responsible for several killings in the process. A member of the organisation  is sent to become a friend and work for the local crime boss to try and retrieve a case which seems to be important and this man is subsequently set up to take the fall for an assassination related to the tendering process. This leads to the killing of the local crime boss by the illegitimate son of Turner and who in turn is killed after he has also killed a police  detective in the pay of Turner.

Sam  participates in a  fake kidnap attempt on the grand son of Turner in order to get the job as nanny/companion to the boy whose mother is suppose to have committed suicide while balance of mind was disturbed but in fact had been slowly drugged and then drowned by Turner and his henchman because she was threatening to leave the home with her husband and son. Turner’s son  is a pathetic individual who does not stand up to his murdering father and with whom she has sex after gaining he confidence of the  boy who begins to look upon her as a substitute mother. She walks away without regard to the impact of her involvement ion their lives.


Turner has contempt for his son  and tolerates him as long as he has overall control of the grandson. When they find they are being  kept under surveillance by a member of the organisation  they kidnap and torture the man in a secret lower basement to the family property and Sam is instructed to kill her colleague before he gives her up and her purpose.

The Unit leader begins to have misgivings about his work and consults the local priest but still is involved in the killing of two innocent people in order to also protect the position of Sam, He is eventually offered to take over from  the Fieldwork head who is dying of cancer and uses a high class whore from time to time and who appears to have no other function than to add some sex to the series, the whore that is although the same can be said for the fieldwork boss. Is everything clear?

The Minister in charge of the British Secret service is hinted at being part of  the International conspiracy or in the pay of  the organisation.

I mention this aspect because by comparison an excellent short series on Channel Four called The Secret State  also involved secret relationships between government and International Corporations and Banks and which has the excellent Gina Mckee as an investigative Journalist.

The British Prime Minister visits the Head of an American Company where an explosion at a factory based in a Northern Town has killed people and devastated several streets. The British want appropriate compensation. The company plane on which the Prime Minister flies home blows up killing everyone on board and the Black Box is not immediately found. In fact the explosion on the plane was caused by the same rocket fuel being developed at the factory which caused the explosion. However a  conspiracy between the firm, a bank and several leading politicians at Cabinet level aided by a fascist General at the  heart of Government make it look as if the Prime Minister was killed by someone on behalf of the Iranians as  means of getting the government egged on by the media and populous to attack Iran.

Against the odds but with the apparent support of the Chief Whip played by Charles Dance, the existing deputy Prime Minister (and who is offered the same position or another of his choosing by the two leading candidates to replace the Prime Minister) is elected by his colleagues and soon after taking up the position is faced with demands to take out a terrorist with a smart rocket, fuelled by the international company, as he man attempts to reach the Iran border and safety. The new Prime Minister hangs fire but eventually gives the order only to find that the death occurs on or at the border with Iran understandably calling the event an act of war.

 He then finds himself under pressure from the media  egged on by those in the Cabinet who want to replace him for a strike on Iran, supported the majority of his backbenchers and the official opposition. In an heroic stand at the Despatch Box in the last episode he stands up to elements in the secret services engaged in killing opponents to their view of things, including the illegal holding of  McKee, and arrest of an Government employee anxious to spill the beans to the Prime Minister.

The head of the International company is also ousted by the board as the public sacrifice and replaced by the plotting government Minister supported by a  bank under fire from the Prime Minister in order to force the company to pay appropriate compensation. Under fire the Bank gets behind strikes and the Company announced a move to Poland. However armed with some information provided by the former head of the company who has gone to McKee the Prime denounces his own in the confrontation in the House of Commons as well as attacking the war mongering opposition. It is all splendid stuff inspired by the Chris Mullin’s A Very British Coup.

There is just time to emntion the excellent 100th Royal Variety Performance opened with Girls Aloud looking amazingly  slim as well as gorgeous followed by the Comedian Bill Bailey who was amusing rather than funny. The excellent Kylie Monogue also looked gorgeous and whose standing in my eyes went in leaps and bounds after her amazing show at the O2 arena which I saw in 3D and which still is used by the channel from time to time. Bruce Forsythe had his moment with a sitting step dance before performing with the host David Wallians.  One Direction the latest Boy Band creation via the X Factor were pleasant enough. Amanda Holden introduced Britain’s Got Talent  latest winners and star performers who included Diversity. Then someone called Rod Gilbert who I have not heard but whom provides the wittiest sketch of the evening on why he could not by a single jacket potato. Ata   supermarket, Ronnie Corbet was less successful with David Wallians and some word plays before Katherine Jenkins performed with Placido Domingo in a light and boring duet. I just do not appreciate her voice.

Robbie Williams achieved the loudest applause of the night to that point and sung This Time I will be different I promise you followed by the boring Mr Bojangles, an odd selection. After this three 9 to 11 year olds are interviewed called Matilda in the RSC show of the same name and which has no appeal apart from enabling children to perform. Just as lacking in entertainment value Alan  Carr pretended to be  Ashleigh and Wallians the winning Britain’s Got Talent Dog singing the Flintstones number before the real Duo were excellent performing against a background of James Bond Music theme music.

The  singer Heather Headley performed the famous song, I will Always Love you  from the film the Bodyguard which is now  a stage show in London, She is OK but no Witney Houston. Andrea Botchelli sand La Dona  e mobile. Jimmy Tarbuck looked back at great comedy performers . Alicia keys played piano while singing,

Rod Stewart sang when you wish upon a star and has a Christmas Album out. Wallians appears as a aerial star after he has finished his number A new dancing group Ballet revolution performed and then the Violinist Nicola Bedetti reminded of previous stars at the show now departed  with Peter Sellers The Gibb brothers, Norman Wisdom, Frank , Dusty Springfield’s, Arthur Askey Harry Secombe, Gracie Fields, Danny la Rue, Leslie Crowther, Marti Caine,  Roy Castle, Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore, Tony Hancock, Ronnie Barker  John Inman Bob Monkhouse, Eric Sykes, Max Bygraves and Larry Hagman were photos I spotted.

Neil Diamond closed the show after Placido Domingo returns  to introduce  the Three Tenors, from China, quirky but good.

The best top ten tunes voted buy the British public were played on ITV again on Sunday with Bohemian Rhapsody and Queen heading the list. I was not surprised  but disappointed that Michael Jackson’s Billy Jean was  two  but  pleased that Adele’s Someone Like you was 3 Hey Jude 5 Imagine, Abba’s Dancing Queen and Houston’s I  Will always love you. Kylie, Spears and Oasis were also there.

Last word must go to the couple now in the Eighties where eh made a pile selling out his software company and she bought into Google early on, have spend each Christmas at Claridges in a  suite costing over £5000 a  night for at least thee past four decades, Sadly the wife passed away after the film was made. The couple only left the hotel twice in their two week stay

A party of a Royal princess/wife from the middle east and an entourage of 25 booked  a whole floor where the doorways had to be sealed so that men could not look in and the staff all had to be female. Three suites were cleared for shopping bags. Amazing stuff for the few.

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

2394 Thunderball You Only Live Twice Diamonds are Foerver and On Her Majesty's Secret Service

I have watched again the three other performances of  Sean Connery as James Bond in Thunderball, You only Live Twice and Diamonds are Forever, together with the solitary performance of Gorge Lazenby as  Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service with all four films continuing to be based on original novels and this writing will be devoted to accounts of each film and the progress of the genre and the Bond  character.

It has been a day of mixed fortunes (November 24th 2012) in that I have eaten well, too much and not exercised as I should but I have made good progress in sorting out the papers of in my involvement in various committees  and services in relation to the misuse of drugs, HIV infection and the illness of Aids, at National, Regional and Local Level, although I am yet to find all the papers, and I will need to acquire more lever arch files to accommodate. It is a task I have put off for years after I managed to mix up  the previously sorted papers in the move from Sunderland to here. I devoted a couple of hours searching on Sunday morning after watching the Andrew Marr Current Affairs Programme which included South Shields Member of Parliament, David Miliband looking as if he has found is old self and a political role on the front line rather than the front bench to quote him. It was good to see him confident and with renew political vigour.

I was not as alarmed as some by a Mail on Sunday allegation that Cameron would not implement any Leveson proposal for any from of legal framework for the new Press Media organisation as part of a campaign support  by the print media and appearing to have the support from Marr and his Sunday Paper covering guests. Shame on you Andrew you have gone down significantly in my estimation. It was also good to see David Miliband  squarely behind the UK’s involvement in Europe, albeit in a reformed Europe and relationship, two subjects, Leveson and Europe where Labour should be able to drive a great wedge or stake into the Coalition. The media continued to successfully Lobby the General Public over the week building up the pressure and getting 80 Tories to add their weight against statutory underpinning of the proposed new complaint’s system.

I also watched the first half of another Sunderland debacle at home on Sky but the rest of the sport available did not appeal in terms of my other priorities for the day as India had recovered in the second test after a bad start against England although with Kevin Petersen back the situation looked more positive. England went on to win by 10 wickets after some amazing bowling by Panasar and Swann


-I should also record that earlier in the week I somehow managed to rotate the main screen of the desk top 90 degrees and this took about an hour to work out it was nothing to do with the task bar or screen resolution on the monitor. I eventually  solved the problem although how I fond the right change screen and frame was not recorded or remembered. Also watched yesterday Strictly come Dancing and Merlin (where the machinations of Morgana who has possessed the Queen continues and Merlin nearly dies and young man who betrayed him does  expire in preventing Arthur being  murdered and the  ruler of  one of the five kingdom, in theory against Morgana but who is in league with her), I feel a series climax on the way. Hunted ended but for a season I believe because of so many questions, still? I will write up another time. Now to the Bond.

The battles with Spectre continued in Thunderball, although this time the adversary air Number 2, Emilo Largo, at a meeting of the group boasts that he will increase the coffers by a couple of hundred million. This is after one of those assembled is executed because of pocketing some of the profits. All those involved at the top are men. One is missing, dead and whose funeral is attended by Bond in the opening prequel  and who then  gets to the chateau of the widow and confronts “her” knowing it is really him so after a fight Bonds kills and leaves the villa wearing a jet pack which led to discussions in the media if this was the future of personal travel.

Bond recuperates at a health clinic where apart from  a casual sex interest(a physio played by Molly Peters) he comes across the murder of a member of NATO who was due to observe a UK plane with two nuclear weapon bombs on a training flight. A lookalike takes the place of the dead man and kills the rest of the crew with gas and the plane lands in the sea, is camouflaged in an open sea grotto below sharks with the bombs removed. NATO is asked to pay £100 million in flawless uncut Diamonds (to herald Diamond are Forever?). Failure to meet the demand will lead to the destruction of a major city in the UK or USA.

All the 00 agents attend a meeting with M and again the series appears to place the British intelligence service above those of the US and the Europeans. The agents are allocated sectors of the world to search for evidence of the location of the bombs with Bond given Canada but fortunately he recognises that he has seen the NATO man dead at the clinic and persuades M ( played in all the early films by Bernard Lee) that he should go to Nassau where he has already researched that the man’s sister is located. There he finds that she, Domino, has become the mistress of Emilio Largo who has a villa estate with two swimming pools. In one he keeps killer sharks which he subsequently tells Bond he captures for institutions. Largo also has a fast luxury yacht and his first encounter with Bond is at the Blackjack table and Bond creates an impression by winning and then dancing with Domino who is forced to leave by Largo who invites Bond to come for a meal at their home.

While Bond does not know that Largo is Spectre’s number 2 we the audience recognise him from the Prequel boast of  the  value of the latest extortion project.

On return to his hotel room Bond senses there is an intruder in his suite and silences Felix Leiter ( played by a different actor than previous with the name of Rip Van Nutter, I kid you not) the CIA agent and friend ( brought out of retirement to assist), before giving the Spectre man a beating and sending him back to Largo who feeds him to the sharks for incompetence.

In this film Q ( also played by Bernard Llewelyn in all the films) arrives with his latest gadgets which have become the trade mark for series and which the audience have come to expect. With amazing foresight Q creates devices which become life savers in the particular venture although his creations are for use by the service in general.

Bond investigates the yacht’s underside with the underwater camera supplied by Q  and notes that it has an underneath compartment in which the nuclear weapons could be stored. 

Bond has been assisted by local agent Paula who is captured by Largo’s own female assistant who specialises in using surgical knives which she threatens to use unless Paula reveals what she knows. The girl commits suicide with a cyanide capsule before Bond can rescue her. In escaping from the House (Palmyra) Bond falls into the pool fighting with a security man, which Largo covers  before releasing the sharks via a connecting tunnel. Bond uses this to escape while the sharks finish off the security man and because the pool is covered Largo does not realise what has happened.

The next action involves a Junkanoo which at the time I thought I had misheard but upon further investigation transpires to be the regional name of a street carnival/parade usually at Christmas and New Year in the Bahamas but also across the water in Florida and Key West which given Fleming’s location in the West Indies may have led  him to  calling the chief villain Largo after the Humphrey Bogart film Key Largo. The Junkaroo in the film was especially created with the help of the locals as filming occurred in a different part of the year to the actual event and it was a mark of the success of the Bond films at a time when cinema audiences were in rapid decline with the growth of coloured television and the video player that the production company was prepared to arrange for so many extras including the those on the streets and at the Kiss Kiss Club where Bond visits in an attempt to escape from the Spectre pursuers led by Largo’s assistant who is killed by one of her men because of a quick turn around by Bond.

With time running out before the ransom has to be paid Bond and Leiter successfully locate the sunken Vulcan Bomber and he brings back items worn by the brother of Domino worn by the man who had impersonated him and  who had been killed and also left in the plane when he had become greedy. although one suspects he would have been killed in any event  Bond uses the personal items to tell Domino that he brother is dead and was killed the orders of Leiter after he has encountered her swimming underwater once more and they have had undersea sex (implied).

After narrowly escaping death again Bond persuades Domino to return to the yacht with a Geiger counter disguised as a camera to establish if the bombs are on board. She is discovered by Largo and imprisoned on the boat. Bond has gone to investigate the house via sea steps, advised by Domino beforehand, and waited for Largo and his men to set off underwater to retrieve the weapons and joins them disguised as one of the men who he has killed. Bond is caught as the weapons are retrieved and imprisoned within an Atoll having swallowed a capsule homing device so that when the search helicopter arrives with Leiter he is able to use the miniature flare gun, another of Q’s devices to provide his precise location and they send down a winch to rescue. He has also needed a four minute miniature breathing device.

There is then a prolonged underwater sea battle between Largo and his men and Bond, Leitner and his men with many on both sides being killed or injured by hand harpoons. Largo escapes back to his yacht pursued by Bond and Lieter but makes a further escape after creating a smoke screen in which a smaller faster craft emerges as part of the main vessel. On it is the scientist involved with the nuclear devices who rescue Domino which Bond managing to get on board and there is the final fight between the two men as  they also wrestle to control the craft from hitting various rocks and  bits of coast before Bond and the girl jump as Largo is blown up with the craft. In the Coda Bond and Domino are in a life raft from which he jettisons what appears to be a weather balloon but which is in fat a winch line so when the balloon is caught by an aircraft, they are winch together into the plan.

There is the standard flirtation scene with Miss Moneypenny, M’s Secretary played by Lois Maxwell while the establish actor Roland Culver plays the foreign Secretary and  not the Defence Minister, as one might expect, on  Operation Thunderball. Tom Jones sings Thunderball,  added after the film was completed because the original song did not include  the film title which was originally sung by Shirley Bassey, but then rerecorded and released two decades later by Dionne Warwick. The $9 million budget indicating the ability to send even greater productions costs yields nearly £150 million world wide ad remains the most financially successful of the Bond films in real  terms. The visual effects won an Academy award and was even voted best film in Germany. I thought it was boring and outcome predicable and demonstrated that the style and style features together with exotic locations now replace character substances.

In the film we again only hear the voice of Ernst Stavros Blofeld who runs SPECTRE and who hold a white cat with a diamond collar, It was in this ninth book by Fleming that Blofield was in fact first introduced as the head of Spectre and he is go reappear played by different actors in You only Live twice also with Connery and  On her Majesty’s Secret Service which I am also reviewing in this piece. The film’s prequel is an extra and Bond is sent to the clinic by M because he has been drinking and smoking excessively and his condition is classed as unfit, an issue to the fore in the latest Bond Skyfall.

However the basic story lines are similar with Domino using a hand harpoon gun to kill Largo although she saves Bond in the under water cave where he has been overpowered by  and exhausted from his fight with Largo. There other many differences with Domino’s brother  stealing the  plane and the bombs,  Largo’s female assistant and the street parade. Lietner did not participate in the action sequences because he had already become disabled losing arm, hand and a leg in an earlier book, still to be made into a film.

It is also fair to comment that Fleming had progressed Bond through the use of witty one liners which became  film standards and are often tongue in cheek plays on words.

In the previous eight books  the Russian SMERSH was the enemy.

According to Wikipedia Fleming used the Commander Crabb death incident when he disappeared in Portsmouth Harbour  going to inspect the underside of a Russian vessel for the scene where Bond does the same to Largo’s yacht. Commander Crabbe had made his name in Gibraltar in the Second World War leading a team of underwater frogmen and features in the British film, The Silent Enemy, a DVD acquired because it featured Gibraltar. Significantly the Silent Enemy film has an under sea battle between frogmen on both sides using miniature under water craft. What I found most interesting is that Fleming originally wrote a  script for a Bond film with another screen writer but the project was rejected nd then Fleming used  parts of the proposed film script  to write the book. This led to a civil action in which Fleming settled a time when he had a serious heart attack     leading to his subsequent death.

It  remains puzzling the studio decided that the next film should in theory be called You only live twice the 12rth Bond and the last published book before his death although two others works were issued afterwards. The film bears little relationship to the book and there were lots of complications because it was written after Her majesty’s Secret Service and Diamonds are Forever both of which were to made after this film and both of which contain important events which related to the main content of the book. The studio and their writers were caught between  continuity issues in the film series and in the book with the most notable that in the book Bond starts off a demoralised wreck of a human being demoted and outposted to Japan on a diplomatic mission where by accident he find Blofield, the Head of Spectre and kills him. There is a rationale behind the series of evens in the book but not in the film made by Connery after the studio  upped his fee and on the understanding it would be the last film because he was bored and the work, especially promoting the film, prevented his involvement in other more serious and professionally rewarding opportunities.

It can be argued that the UK Secret Service had no business getting involved in what was escalating conflict between the USSR and the USA, albeit caused by Spectre on behalf of an unstated Asian power.  What happens in the film is that a second USA space vehicle disappears when in orbit around the earth when  tracked and then overtaken by an unknown other space craft. We the audience  know that this second craft is bigger with jaw like opening at the front which captures the USA space craft rather than destroying it and then returns to an unknown base where the astronauts are imprisoned. Why the USA space craft is not just blown up and why the  men are captured is beyond comprehension and is one of a series of ludicrous  aspects of this  appalling yet successful money making film.  One of the spacemen is killed when his lifeline is cut by the capturing craft. The USA is convinced this is a Russian effort as the  only other power with space capabilities, but the British say that their evidence is that space craft involved returned to somewhere off the Japanese mainland and propose to send their man Bond,

The film title is explained by the manufactured idea that in order to carry out his inquiries Bond should have a fake death. The cinema goers see Bond having an affair with an Asian girl who pushes a lever which raises the bed into the wall with Bond inside which machine  guns riddle with bullets. The bed is lowered to show Bond resting in a pool of blood but the upper body is intact a clue to everyone but the most stupid in the audience that he is not dead and that the burial at sea is intended for watching  enemy eyes. He is brought into a submarine where M has an office with Moneypenny where we see that he has a breathing apparatus inside the canvas covering. Bond lives again. In the book Bond is thought to have been killed when the Castle  building he has been investigating blows up before which he is has strangled Blofield to death after a fight. When he recovers he has lost his memory and lives with his girlfriend as a fisherman for  a long while with demise reported back in the UK. Pregnant she hopes he will marry her and settle down but he continues to wonder about his origins and comes to the conclusion that he must travel to Russia and Vladivostok to find out. The main story has ended when his second life begins while in the film it is a device for his involvement in the main story.

Given that the USA was the main occupying power in Japan the only reason for the UK secret service getting involved was to recover from the shame of its main spies Burgess McClean and Blake being traitors and double agents for the Russians and understandably the American had closed their information channels to the UK as a consequence.

In the film on arrival in Japan in his new persona he is met by Aki the assistant to the young dynamic head of their intelligence service known as Tiger Kanaka. She takes him to see the local MI agent played by the actor who becomes Blofield in the next film. This agent is living  the Japanese traditional culture already abandoned by most urban Japanese and he is assassinated  before he can reveals all his thoughts and info to Bond. Bond chases and kills the assassin before being taken by Aki to the HQ of Osato chemicals revealed by the MI6 local man to be connected and where he manages to open the safe before escaping from the security guards. After this Aki appears to abandon Bond and rushes off into the underground and  along a platform then into a side area and where Bond following suddenly finds the floor opening and in a metal slide down into the secret underground office of the head of the Japanese Secret Service. This is a ludicrous device. The head of the Japanese service is called in both film and book  Tiger  because Fleming had travelled around Australia with a journalist called Tiger (Saito) who becomes Tenaka and a Richard Hughes who becomes Dikko (Richard)  Henderson in the film, the local MI6 agent and was also the character on whom Le CarrĂ© based Old Craw in the Honourable Schoolboy.

Tenaka invites Bond to his home where he introduces Bond to being bathed naked by beautiful young women followed by a massage which is undertaken by Aki. Tenaka arranges for Bond to see the head of the chemical firm Dr Osato who knows this is Bond and orders him killed. Bond escapes from the building and in the subsequent car chase, Tenaka has a helicopter lower a large magnet clamp onto the car which is then dropped out of sight into the ocean.

Before this Bond had travelled with Tenaka in his underground  office train where the photograph of as cargo ship taken from the safe is analysed. They are able to trace the vessel to where it is docked and reloading in Japan but the location to where the photograph was taken is unknown except that the tourist who took the photo was killed. Why the photo and negative was kept and not destroyed is another ludicrous aspect.

Bond investigates the ship and is captured  after a series of fights to wake up in the cabin of  a Spectre member, another young woman who begins by torturing Bond for information but ends up his lover and accomplice flying  back to the capital on her way to betray the company for  more money.  She has second thoughts, bails out of the plane which she sets on fire leaving Bond to narrowly escape before it crashes.

It is as this point we are introduced to Blofield who is meeting with representatives of the Government who is paying for Spectre to create a war between the USA and Russia. Blofield want X millions up front and to make the point he gives a demonstration of the power  of piranha fish in a pool who strip a large joint meat to the bone in seconds. He then interviews Osato and Helga, feeding Helga to the piranha and ordering Osato to kill Bond or else.

Tenaka  finds where the photo of the island was taken but aerial recognisance reveals nothing so Q arrives with Little Nellie a small transportable gyro helicopter with lethal extras including rockets and  mini bombs and apparently unlimited fuel as it is able to fly over  to the island and engage in a prolonged aerial battle with four helicopters which are destroyed. This is a great and unnecessary blunder by Spectre because it alerts Bond and the two secret services that the island or close to it is important and requires closer examination.

Instead of sending in appropriate forces Bond  spend time training in martial arts as part of a Ninja school organised by Tenaka and prepared to land on the island with the 100 men as local fisherman and peasants with again for some unexplained reason Bond has to look like a  local as well as dress up as one. This reminds of the make up of Marlon Brando in Tea House of the August Moon( setting up a traditional  Geisha establishment).

Before he commences on this part of the mission a further attempt on his life leads to the death of Aki. It is not explained that while the Ninja  off to the island on their own Bond  needs a local wife other than to show a local marriage ceremony a collective Madam Butterfly style event  to the cinema audience. It is rubbish.

A Russian spacecraft has now been taken which inflames tensions between the two superpowers and the USA government brings forward plans for the next launching placing its forces on high alert and warning the Russians to expect retaliation if anything happens to the craft or its  men.  Bond and his new wife make  a visit to  the island exploring what appears to be a tunnel access into something underground via the sea but they have to withdraw because of gas. They then climb to the rim of volcano and witness a helicopter disappearing below the lake which they find is made of metal, The girl is sent back to warn the others while Bond waits for the opportunity to enter whatever is  underground, There girl is shot at when in the water and disappears under the sea although we are confident she will survive somehow. Bond gets his opportunity, releases the USA astronauts and attempts to replace one of the astronauts setting off to capture the  USA spacecraft. He is spotted and revealed to be Bond and typical of the series instead of immediately executing him Blofield wants him to witness his triumph, a failing of every villain in every film and which is irrational action on the part of the  baddies. It does not make sense.

The Ninja’s arrive but  find  there are machine guns in the rim of the volcano and they have to retreat or be lost. Then Bond gets the opportunity to open the roof and they commence to descend but a fierce battle emerges.  Blofield seals the unit but prepares to exist and other members of the team begin to exit by a second entrance down a flight of stairs which taken people into the tunnel and out to sea. Bond manages to break into the control centre and abort the rocket just before it captures the USA craft and starts World War 3. Before Blofield leaves  he sets of a self destruct explosion  so every leave in a panic via the tunnel which involves swimming out to the open sea before the island explodes.

Support planes then drop life craft and Bond the girl get into one and drift into the open sea on their own. Just when Bond thinks he is to consummate their relationship they find that a submarine surfaces with  their raft sitting on its hull.

As I have advised all this has nothing to do with the book where the story is very very different. Bond is a broken man after the events in the previous book, drinking and smoking heavily so he is downgraded  to 7777 and  joins the diplomatic section where he is sent to Japan to negotiate an exchange of information. However his information is of no use so Tiger makes a proposition that he investigate the activities of a Dr Shatterhand and his wife where guests commit suicide at his castle and presumably donate their funds to their host before doing so. Bond is trained as part of the Tanaka team with  an attractive assistant Kissy Susuki(!!!) and becomes a mute coal miner despite learning in the film that he obtained a First in oriental languages at Oxford. Dr Shatterhand is in fact Blofield who dresses up as Samurai warrior.

The two fight and Bond strangles Blofeld in a act of personal revenge before blowing up the castle. However Bond is knocked out in the explosion and loses his memory. The girl Kissy takes him off to live as a fisherman on a small island without communications where after getting pregnant she hopes he will marry her and settle down. Bond is said to remain restless until a newspaper articled triggers an interest in going to Russia and the city of Vladivostok because it occurs that he was a former Russian agent! The book was also something of a disaster with the critics and public

Connery was  wise to want to leave what had become a travesty of the work  of Ian Fleming for naked greed, although if the public had not bought the tickets, then the studio would have soon directed their attention elsewhere as we shall soon see, when the studio attempted to provide a more serious film, it was not the success planned

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service with George Lazenby as 007, Diana Rigg as not only his Bond Woman but his legal wife by the end of the film, and Telly Savalas as Blofield, and costing less than previous films at $7 still made of $80 and all things considered was a more serious, less humorous and better film than the last two made with Connery.

Even after four decades my reaction towards Lazenby is the same. It was a noble effort but there was something missing. This was more than the obvious fact that he was not Connery and different. The issue was one of credibility and he did not communicate as the kind of man who would  be content with his licence to kill however much the target were justified on behalf of the state and he certainly was not the kind of  personality who was able to engage in   general killing, albeit usually in self defence, of the enemy in which Bond was required to engage in the film productions and in the books.  He was closer to  the kind of person who could be a real spy as a man of conscience and integrity, as well as daring and courage I felt he would not survive the selection process for either role and certainly he lacked the sexual charisma to have women want to drop their knickers the moment they came into direct contact

The film begins with Bond in Portugal where he prevents a woman committing suicide on a beach that he happens to be passing noting  the sports car and her attractiveness. For some unexplained reason the men supposed to be her security fight with him. Later he sees the same woman at the Casino and she gives the impression of inviting him to her room after he has paid her debts and where he provides caviar and champagne, but she is not there, only the henchmen of her father who kidnap Bond and take him to meet Marc-Angel Draco, the head of a European crime Syndicate Unione Corse. Although he does not appear have a title his daughter does Contessa di Venenzo, presumably she was previously married but why she wanted to take her own life is also not disclosed. The father admits she is a headstrong young woman independent of him but because Bond saved her life and she appears interested in him he suggests marriage with the payment of one  million as a dowry. Bond expresses interest but only if he provides a lead to the whereabouts of Blofield. Back in London M does not support Bond’s obsession with Blofield who he has been trying to track down for two years so he resigns although Moneypenny changes his letter to a request for two weeks paid holiday, to save face on both sides. It has to be said that in the films the relationship between  Bond and M is a prickly one but while M appears to respect and depend on the work undertaken by Bond, Bond does not appear to have any liking or respect for his boss.

Bond  uses the leave to accept an invitation from Draco to attend his birthday party at which his daughter is expected to attend. She is incensed that Bond has been invited and bullies her father to revealing his information about Blofield as a test to see if Bond is really interested in her. They have a genuine romance but then part, although it was not clear to me why there was no continuity except that Bond needs to follow up the lead about Blofeld which involves an unconventional breaking of the safe of the lawyer said to know the whereabouts and created as a visual for the audience. The breakin establishes that Blofield is the head of a clinical research  institute at the top of a mountain in Switzerland and is seeking  via the lawyer to establish himself as the legitimate Comte Balthazar de Bleuchamp, although why he wants to do this is also not explained.

Bond arranges to  replace the Sir Hilary Bray, a Scotsman, from the College of Arms and arranges to travel to the Institute to interview the would be Count, inspect the evidence he has assembled and persuade him to journey away from the fortress to the location of the family residence and burials centre for the final verification so he can kill him. At the institute Bond finds that all the patients are attractive sex starved  young woman and he finds it difficult to keep up satisfying those who show particular interest. The young women are bossed by a Klebbs type villainous assistant Irma Bunt who rules the girls and keeps  the guest under virtual lock and key, although this does not stop Bond  getting out of his room and into the beds of some of the young women. During one such encounter Bond discovers that Blofield is using a form of  hypnotic mind control to cure the psychological aspects of the allergies but also to take subconscious control  for a purpose yet to be disclosed but which they will have no knowledge of, except that the young women come from all parts of the globe as have other patients in the past. Bond has one local contact who attempts to reach him but is captured and tortured before being killed and who reveals that Sir Hilary is Bond. I also have to record that while Isle Steppat is convincing as Bunt Telly Savalas is Telly Savalas and unconvincing as Blofeld.

The course of treatment ends as Christmas approaches and the girls are given a vanity case as a present but told not to touch one item of make up. That none of them or the other women previous trained attempt to do so is another credulity challenge, These item contain bacterial material by which Blofeld on behalf of Spectre intends to hold the world to ransom. Bond manages to escape after being captured but not killed, again begging the question why not and tries to  avoid the search being made for him led by Bunt joining the crowds attending a large Christmas  fair which includes ice skating, stock car racing and various stalls for food, drink and souvenirs.  Fortunately he meets up with the Countess who had been told by her father where he is.  He fails to make direct contact with London to warn of what is to happen and the couple get involved in the Stock car race, escape and then have to hold out in a barn because of a snow storm.

In the morning Blofeld and his men all super excellent skiers are making a search of the outlying premises but when they reach the Barn, Bond and the Countess are on skies making their next attempted get away. Blofield sets off an avalanche which traps the couple. Because Bond is not visible it is assumed he had been buried and killed while the Countess is visible and alive and captured, The only justification why she is not killed is that Blofield fancies her and seeks a formal alliance through marriage with her father.

Bond survives and makes his way to London where he finds that the world’s powers are prepared to pay up and M refuses Bond permission to go for Blofeld at the Institute where the tapes are kept which will trigger the women to  undertake their assignment if the ransom is not paid. Bond contacts the father of the Countess and they make successful aerial assault on the fortress which they then destroy.

Blofeld escapes using a bobsled on an official run with Bond in close pursuit and Blofeld is shot out of the course and appears to be killed ensnared in a tree branch with Bond making the quip about branching out. For some  unbelievable reason he does not check out that the man is dead or ensure that Irma Bunt is rounded up. He has only himself to blame for what happens next. Bond and the Countess are married in a great celebration at which M Moneypenny and Q all attend the wedding and reception provided at great cost and many flourishes by the European head criminal. although in fairness he and his men at the cost of many lives did save humanity from potential extinction.

As the couple set off on their honeymoon and stop to take off the decorations on the car, Blofeld drives past with Bunt firing at them as they pass. The Countess is killed in what is a moving last scene and which makes good much of the rubbish before.

It is as a consequence of this event that You only Live twice , the  book, has meaning, explaining  the state that Bond is in and why he has been demoted and the good fortune of meeting up with Blofeld and this time ensuring that he is dead by killing him by hand.  I should also mention that among the Angels of Death as the young women at the Institute are known and with whom Bond has a relationship are Joanna Lumley and would appear in the New Avengers after Diana Rigg concluded her role in the original series and as did Honour Blackman (Goldfinger). Another Angel was Julie Ege, the former Miss Norway who came to England to  improve her knowledge of the language, starred in Up Pompeii with Frankie Howard and a number of Hammar films, and was something of a socialite, if I remember correctly.

The book is the second of the Blofeld trilogy commencing with Thunderball and ending with You only Live twice and not Diamonds are Forever which was the next film and the final Connery although as I have shown the studio altered the storyline in earlier Fleming books to make Smersh Spectre and have Blofeld appear without showing his face.

Whereas in the film it is Bond who searches for Blofeld in the book it is M while Bond believes Spectre has ended and Blofeld with it and he is about to resigns because M refuses to reassign him.

As in film he does save her honour at the gambling table when she cannot pay  the accumulating debt. It is after this incident that she attempts to commit suicide and both are taken by her father’s men to see him against their respective wills where the marriage proposition is presented. Bond then agrees to romance the woman but only from wanting her to stop the suicides attempts and while Draco does advise Bond that Blofeld is in Switzerland it is the College of Arms which contacts to advise of the approach of Blofeld to become the Comte.  The book explains that Blofeld has had plastic surgery which enable the use of a different actor in the film. Blofield plan is only directed at the UK and Ireland and against the agriculture rather than the civilian population. Apart from the introduction of the Christmas setting and  the capture of the countess the rest of the book  including the avalanche appears to be faithfully reproduced in the film. Fleming had stayed at a sports club in the Alps which the Nazi’s converted into a research establishment on Asiatic races.

I also learned from Wikipedia that Draco is the nickname given to Sir Francis Drake and which was also the basis for Draco Malfoy in J K Rowling’s  Harry Potter series where by coincidence I am also viewing again with the first films completed and will form the subject of the next writing after Hunted and other updates on my main work project.

I also discovered in the book Bond does not  attempt to present a different personality when playing the role of the representative of the college of Arms and  which grates in the film as his performance as a boring upper class English noble did not work at the time, and even more so now.

I also suggest that Lazenby and Rigg do not make a likely couple although I must confess I have always found women like Rigg, Diana Doors,  Honour Blackman, Margaret Lockward, Joan Collins and even Elizabeth Taylor as she matured intimidating. Now Jean Simmons, Julie Christie and Jenny Agutter are a different order of class  and interest although top of the list of crushes has always been the Europeans Ingrid Bergman and of course Bardot.

And so I come to the last James Bond film made by Connery Diamonds are Forever which became a hit for Shirley Bassey. And in which Charles Gray plays all three version of Blofeld who has not only had extensive plastic surgery but has two other men created in his new likeness,

Ian Fleming wrote the book his fourth in Bond series back in 1956 and was a huge success with several immediate print runs and where he investigated diamond smuggling for a non fiction work published a year later. In the oak Bond is assigned to infiltrate a Diamond smuggling  enterprise  based in Sierra Leone to Los Vegas in the USA and uses the identity of Peter Franks a country house burglar turned Diamond Smuggler.

Bond meets up with Tiffany Chase, ( Tiffany’s   being  the well known Jewellers and which reminds that I forgot to add  Breakfast at Tiffany’s Audrey Hepburn to my list. Tiffany was gang raped as a teenager and understandably is hostile to men. The investigation takes him to the USA where he encounters his friend and now former CIA man Felix Leiter working for the Pinkertons investigating horse racing rigging.

The investigation then takes him to a former Wild West Town, now converted to a tourist resort where after various adventures he escapes with Tiffany using the much used in USA films the railway push cart and with Leiter’s help they get from California to New York and then journey to London on the Queen Elizabeth. During these adventures the couple are tracked by two the Diamond smuggling gang’s killers and fixer’s called Wint and Kidd who kidnap Tiffany before intending to kill her but Bond turns the tables and kills them. Chase reveals the extent of the smuggling as a consequence of her life being saved.  Miners are paid by a dentist to smuggle Diamonds out via their mouths and then getting to them to London  Paris and on to New York. Bond closes in  and kills the man at the top of the enterprise but only after the man has terminated the rest of the diamond line although I assume this exclude Tiffany.

The film bears little relationship to the book although it does also cover a lot of ground and involves Bond with Jill St John now  as much for marriages and relationships with a well known  number of A listers and other powerful and wealthy men as well as the films Whose been Sleeping in my Bed? The Honeymoon Hotel and the Calling. At sixteen  she ran off with and married the heir to a linen fortune and at nineteen she married a racing driver who was the son of Barbara Hutton. She then married the singer Jack Jones and then the actor Robert Wagner  having been a couple for the previous eight years. Divorced she is reported to have admitted relationships were Connery, Peter Lawford, Robert Vaughn, Jack Nicholson and Frank Sinatra.

Now to the film where Bond pursing Blofeld  thinks he has killed him, but it later transpires to be a look alike. He is then posted to South Africa by M to investigate a Diamond Smuggling ring and where several known operatives have been recently killed. We the audience know that the killers are Wint and Kidd played tongue in cheek and as a comic due who use very creative methods.

Posing as a smuggler Peter Franks, a real fictional character imprisoned in England to enable Bond’s cover, he travels to Amsterdam to meet the link Tiffany Chase. Unfortunately the real Franks escapes and gets to Amsterdam and Bond has to kill him.  Bond  then take this body to be buried in the USA as his brother followed by Wint and Kidd who are continuing their inventive murderous trail. Bond uses the corpse to smuggle the diamonds.

In the USA Leiter meets Bond and they take the body to a mob run Funeral Home for cremation where the Diamonds are recovered and placed in an urn as the ashes of the deceased. His next task is to take the Diamonds to the next person in the chain who is called Shady Tree who captures Bond and Wint and Kidd place  Bond  in a coffin and into the crematoria. Fortunately the process is stopped as Shady Tree discovers the Diamonds in the urn are fakes.

Tree is a stand up Comedian performing at the Casino owned by the multi millionaire recluse Willard Whyte one of the most powerful men in the USA who had become a recluse controlling his empire from the top floor of the Hotel.  Given that the film was made in 1971 it is interesting that this was still five years before the death of  multi millionaire Howard Hughes who had retired to the Days Inn Hotel Las Vegas which he then acquired and ran his empire for the its eighth floor. Hughes was also extremely influential arising from aviation Industries productions, his Film and TV interests and involvement in a wide range of other businesses.

Bond then discovers that Shady Tree has been murdered and enjoying a night at the Casino he meets up with an adventuress called Plenty O’Toole and takes her to his room where gang members are waiting for him and they throw Plenty out of window fortunately into a swimming pool although the intention was to kill her  expecting her to be Tiffany Chase.

Because of her near death experience Tiffany decides against stealing the Diamonds for her use and they are passed to the next link in the chain who is followed to Whyte research facility in the desert where Bond discovers they are being used to create a powerful destructive laser refraction device to be sent into space and then controlled  from a base elsewhere. Bond is discovered  but escapes using a Moon landing buggy and is picked up by Tiffany waiting in a car.

Bond then makes a dramatic entry into the quarters of Whyte It is at this point Bond makes the starling discovery that Whyte has been replaced by Blofeld and a Blofeld lookalike using a voice box machine which makes him sound like Whyte and realise that Blofeld and Spectre are behind the creation of the death and destruction ray. He manages to kill one of the Blofeld’s but this is the lookalike and is rendered unconscious by gas and taken  by Wint and Kidd into the desert and placed in one the new water/sewerage pipes with one machine laying the pipes together and another piling  the earth back on top. When Bond regains consciousness he finds himself sealed into the system and a terrified mouse reveals the oncoming of a machine which he tries to out run  before working out he can squeeze on top and  stop it by fusing its electrical circuit and then making his way to the surface via one of the escape maintenance hatches.

Bond is now able to try and rescue Whyte who is locked away below an isolated desert Home guarded by two energetic martial arts fanatics, Bumper and Thumper, and he just about gets the better of them before the cavalry arrive. With he help of Whyte he identifies the likely location of Blofeld’s latest control centre where the senior scientist believes they will bring peace to the world, demonstrating the power of the Laser by eliminating war heads and other old war weaponry held by the USA, Russia and China. Blofeld has escaped from the Hotel called the Whyte House disguised as an elderly woman but is recognised by Tiffany who tries to give chase but is captured.

Blofield makes his extortion demands threatening to destroy a city while Bond makes his way and boards the sea base oil rig HQ armed with a tape which he hopes to switch for the one controlling the Satellite laser which  White’s company has placed into orbit believing they were doing so under instruction from Whyte. Bond also finds Tiffany on the rig in a swimsuit and who appears to have out in her lot in with Blofeld. When Bond manages to swish the tapes he puts the real one inside Tiffany’s Bikini but she  misunderstands what he has done and later proudly boasts she has switched the tapes again. Leiter and a force arrive in numbers and commence to attack the base while Blofeld attempts to escape in a  mini sub to be launched into the sea by a crane, but Bond takes control of the crane and uses the mini sub to smash into the control room which explodes and prevents the laser from working, Bond and Tiffany falls into the sea from which they are rescued.  The fate of Blofeld is left open.

In the film’s Coda the couple are making their way back to Europe in a cruise liner when unexpectedly they are presented by a banquet in their cabin on behalf of the captain but delivered by Wint and Kidd who have  Bombe Surprise to end the meal. Fortunately they are detected with one setting himself ablaze and the other blown up by the device he planned for the couple.

Connery had to be offered over one million to agree to play Bond again  after Lazenby  said to have made it clear he only wanted to play the role once after falling out with the film people because they controlled his performance along with the story. While Lazenby performed and participated in the creation of other film and TV productions he has not achieved the kind  of lasting work which led to his decision. He was married twice, the most recent to Pam Shriver and the couple have three children before divorcing.

Jill St John was originally cast for the brief part of  Plenty O‘Toole with Raquel Welch, Jane Fonda and Faye Dunaway considered for the role among others.

In my judgement this is the worst of the Bond films to that time as none of the characters engaged or produced any sympathy.

The new Bond was Roger Moore who developed the role into a Tongue in Cheek character exploiting all the worst but popular money making aspects of the role created by Hollywood. The contrast with the creative genius and integrity of the Harry Potter series could not be greater as I plan to soon demonstrate.